Monday, February 15, 2010

Windshield Wonder $8.97


When you know what to look for you are sure to find answers for any questions you might have. I would equate this to a modern age of palm reading.

First, let's look at the exterior of the car. This examination would include the make and model of the vehicle. This should be the most obvious; however, the kind of car someone chooses to drive can be the most deceptive. If they drive an expensive foreign car the first expectation would be that the person has a lot of money to invest in a pricy car. This can be a misnomer in the fact that perhaps they don't have the money to pay for such a luxury car. Perhaps they are in debt up to their eyes, and their automobile is an extension of an image they want to project. A likely symbol of insecurity can be attributed to this. Then again if the person drives a moderately priced car one would assume they don't earn much money. This also can be a false judgment proved to me by the most insightful statement shared to me in my time in the restaurant business. I would wonder why a person that I knew to have a mountain of money would tip me so low. It was then explained to me that the reason they are rich, is because they don't spend their money. A person with a lot of money will never brag to you about how much they have.

Second look inside their car to see the shape they keep it in. If it's in shambles you would asses that the person is lazy and doesn't care if they are surrounded by trash. However, in another case perhaps the person is so busy in their day to day life that they literally live out of their car. Relatively speaking the square footage of the standard automobile is quite tiny compared to one's dwelling. If most of their day is spent in the car you can imagine how messy that could get. You would wonder where keeping your car clean ranks on their hectic to-do-list of the day. Not to mention if they have kids. Those things literally vomit trash.

That is just the beginning of the psychology of an individual's car. I haven't even touched on what bumper stickers and vanity plates are trying to convey about a person's personality. Politics, sense of humor, racism, and self-important mumbo jumbo is just the start of the information people are desperate to exclaim to the world. If you know how to read the signs literally and figuratively you may be able to peer into the soul of anyone.

And while you're in there make sure to stock it with the Windshield Wonder.

Product Description

Makes Cleaning Windshields Fast and Easy!

Cleans and Shines with Plain Water.

Detachable Handle Fits in Glove Box.

Great for Fog and Moisture Removal too!

Pivoting Head with Ergonomic Design.

Includes 16inch Windshield Wonder Handle, Two Microfiber Bonnets, and a Spray Bottle.

Additional Images

Actual View

No comments:

Post a Comment