Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Iron Gym $19.97

Pecs, face, and belly. Through my favorite past-time of eavesdropping I heard women judge a guy through this scale. No one wants to admit to any part of shallowness on their part. It’s like looking at those ultra-magnifying mirrors at those “oh, how clever” stores in the mall. It reveals way too much about ourselves. Yet, how can we judge these people when being shallow has become America’s favorite past-time. The idea of judging at face value, when the value of the face is at stake.



Its nature I suppose. As much as we want to believe we are an elevated biological form with reason and critical thinking, the plain hard truth is that we are animals with instincts. The bigger, stronger, better looking will always be the ideal mate. If it pleases the eye, usually any further judging goes by the waist-side. The funny thing is after that relationship fails we still end up questioning why we were with those people in the first place. It’s because the most important part of compatibility was completely ignored in the first place. It’s no wonder that a majority of the American public would prefer an action spectacle blockbuster over a low budget independent drama. In all reality the Indy would most likely have a lasting impression on your psyche. However, the blockbuster will give you sensory overload and a temporary high.



It’s all spectacle. It’s all theatre. It’s all a façade. As long as we continue to perpetuate the idea of style over substance, we will never truly evolve. But why bother? It’s so much easier to judge things on face value. Not to mention it takes character to maintain a well groomed, shapely visage. Health also comes to mind with a tone muscular body. But are these the lies we tell ourselves to cover-up the fact we are doing it just for the plain fact that we want people to like the way we look.



Self-image is a hell of a thing. Seeing it first hand from both sides, it feels amazing to have a healthy self-image. When we look in the mirror and know that the hard work of exercising is starting to pay off we feel good. We set goals and we are rewarded. We love hearing compliments about hearing how good we look. We like noticing women taking a second look at us. It’s a high. And if you felt it once, you want to feel it all the time. The drug of narcissism is here and thriving. The media is our pusher, and we are happy to pay any price to get it.



So we here at Zooblu are offering it up. Introducing the IRON GYM.



Total Upper Body Workout Bar.



Get Strong… Get Ripped… Quick!



Attaches and Removes From Door Frame in Seconds!



No Drilling! No Tools! No Fasteners!



Heavy Duty Steel Construction.



Pull Ups, Sit Ups, Push Ups, Dips



Fits All Standard Door Frames.




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