Handheld Pocket Guitar Hero $6.97

Come on, Dude!! I think I'm going bonkers! All you guys seem to think about right now is Christmas!!" Let me tell you.....Mah homie is a pretty cool dude - well, some of the time, if you take right now out of the equation ...

Today at ZooBlu we are all sick with the flu and our collective creative mojo has been temporarily castrated ... not to worry, because the symptoms resemble HPTA shutdown from steroid usage - and a hefty dosage of vitamin C(lomid) can get everything working again ...

So, taking that into consideration - our verbal patter today will be along the lines of educating you using a bitesize few paragraphs on the history of Rock 'n' Roll ...

It is a genre of popular music originated in the US during the late 1940's - primarily from a combination of blues, country music and gospel music. The term is pretty much synonymous with rock music.

The social effects of Rock and Roll were worldwide and massive - influencing lifestyles, fashion, movies, attitudes and language ... and then giving birth to many other derivative styles including psychedelic rock, progressive rock, glam rock, alternative rock, punk and heavy metal.

Classic rock and roll is usually played with one or two electric guitars (one lead, one rhythm), a string bass, an electric bass guitar and a drum kit!

So taking that into consideration - we have a miniature pocket-sized Guitar Hero Game for you to practice and get into the Rock 'n' Roll lifestyle ... let it rip!

Product Description

This cool Guitar Hero Carabiner is based on the smash video game from Activision.

10 Jaw Dropping Track Segments.

Song selection based on the best from Guitar Hero & Guitar Hero II.

3 Levels Of Play! Press the button to lay down the on-screen notes. The better you play, the higher you score. Difficulty level increases with more complex riffs.

Foldable neck for portability.

LCD screen.

Whammy bar for long notes.

5 Wav Tone "Note" buttons.

Carabiner clip.

Included Songs

Smoke On The Water

You've Got Another Thing Comin'

Miserlou

Heart Shaped Box

Message In A Bottle

Cherry Pie

Jessica

Killer Queen

Surrender

Rock This Town

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Official Guitar Hero

 

Tape Measure with LED Flashlight $8.97

2-in-1 is a misnomer. Mathematically impossible. If it were scientifically possible to fit 2 items in 1, the result may actually split the fabric of the space-time continuum. (In all honesty, everything I know about the space-time continuum I learned from Back to the Future.) However, this idea has not hindered the idea and propagation of 2-in-1 products. What is it about 2-in-1 shampoo conditioner, Multi-poos, and suicide soft drinks that fascinate our culture? Convenience? Innovation? Nay, I say that what makes this idea great, is the idea that the idea of purity is overrated.

Puritanism, the foundation of America has run its course. Just ask those fringe radical hate groups. Or the teenagers in Wasilla, Alaska. Innovation cannot sustain itself on the idea of improving the same item without introducing new ingredients. It's the basic law of genealogy. Spread the seed. Lord knows I have personally taken this idea to a new level of perversion. And I have the restraining orders to prove it. Anyways I digress. Symbiosis between effective agents will inspire innovation. If only the American car companies and their Unions would take this to heart. However, with innovation comes the inevitability of reward. Or in this case, cash. Mo Money Mo problems.

Everything good has been invented. Everything said has been said better already. Everything written John Grisham has already published. If you want something new, not necessarily better, start mixing it up. And therein lies the paradox. Adding 2 old things and calling them new is an illusion. It's just the convenience and utter joy of having consumed two or more things at once. This should be our country's new motto. "America ... consuming two or more things at once." It should be printed on the flag, right below the Made in China stamp.

Introducing the awesomeness of two super-convenient tools. Ever wanted to have a measuring competition with your friend in the dark? Ever wanted to squeeze a bit more time on the roof to avoid your family? We have your product.

Product Description

The Protocol 2 in 1 Measuring Tape with LED Flashlight.

16 feet retractable locking steel tape.

Built in 3 LED flashlight

Rugged construction , non-slip grip

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Mini Burger Maker $8.97

Weddings, funerals and school plays really remind us of social etiquette - those pesky unspoken rules that we are all expected to abide by ... but of course, in the end such occassions really serve to test our sense of humor ...br />


With that in mind, however, we also recognize that such events can have many positives - including the clinking of expensive crystal glasses in celebration of

that expensive rare vermouth .. ooppss.. we meant the divine matrimony between Linda and Pete. Of course, afterwards you have to put all the smiles on, ready for

when Uncle Jim (the wealthy heir to the Lumbago estate) hands out his prized Padron 1964 cigars to all those that share a moment or two with him. You happen to

always luck out in this regard...

Of course, the hardest part of such an event is the "Horse and Hound" moment (made famous by our British friend Hugh Grant) - in which you have to get creative

about your line of work when your distant relatives express interest. Revealing the fact you work part-time as a studmuffin in adult movies is probably not in your

best interest at this point in your career ... particularly after your last rendition of American Pie.

So, instead you cruise around in the outside garden area - checking out the talent, holding on to your glass of that rare vermouth, whilst awaiting the food. At

your last celebratory dinner, there was really only one thing that stood out in your mind (no, it wasn't Aunt Bettie's Jay-Z impression - tho it was pretty cool!)

... the amazing Slider Station Mini Burger maker. Indeed, a crowd formed around the BBQ area, as everyone watched Chef Kurt flip burgers as if it was his

profession...

Ever since then ... you've wanted one and now you have the opportunity ...

Product Description

Make delicious restaurant style mini burgers in minutes!

No flipping necessary! Lid helps cook both sides at the same time.
Double-sided non-stick surface.
Quick & easy stovetop use.
Great for beef, turkey, veggie burgers and more...

Includes:

Big City Slider Pan
Measuring Spoon
Fast & Easy Recipe Guide

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Speaker & Mini Mp3 Player Set $12.97

Techno ramen, juicy juice, wordup magazine - the kids of the hip hop scene - cymbals thumping, basslines grunting, a movement towards vertical expression - the b-boy era is forever here...


Sugar free menthol cough drops sooth your throat, CVS pharmacy is not one to gloat - because Walgreens missed the boat. You need a lubricated clear throat to ensure your raps can be heard whilst you play craps. Not the gambling type - your ripe for the limelight - "it's my birthday! it's my birthday" you scream ...

A courtesy call to your mother would seal the deal. For real. A limo with a driver called Ben taking you to the red carpet ... alive with venom, you are ready to spit ... even if you look like Asher Roth having a fit...

It was the proverbial nightshift at the gorilla monkey club that got you flowing, mowing down mental maniacs that got in your way - but you were there to say what you had to say. Battles. It was more like playing with your rattle ...

Stop paging me - you got to take it easy ... Eazy-E .. you get around - round and round ... only got one time in town - let's go and knock this out! Tongue tied, missile fired - verbal espionage...

Credit cards - check, backpack - check, speaker and Mp3 player - check. You need music in your life to soften the blow (and not the white stuff) ... but rather the cobweb of your past that suffocates you down to silence ...

Product Description

This amazing Mp3 player also functions as a pen drive or flash drive and can play MP3 and WMA audio. The built-in rechargeable battery allows 8 hours of continuous playback. Plug into any USB port to charge and transfer data between the player and your PC. This is not an iPod shuffle, although it is a similar design. This MP3 player can play music in WMA format, while the iPod Shuffle cannot.

Ultra-sleek design
Metallic shell
Music playback mode: shuffle / sequence
Acts as a USB flash drive
Up to 8 hours of play back time with built-in rechargeable lithium ion battery
Supports WMA and MP3 formats
Store up to 1000 songs
4GB memory
Plug 'n' Play Functionality

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Portable Speaker
Side View Of Mp3 Players
Headphones
USB Data Cable
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As Seen On TV Bendaroos $11.97

It could be said (and actually it already has been said) that there are two types of minds - the mathematical and what is referred to as the intuitive ... >


As Blaise Pascal once observed - the former arrives at its views slowly, but they are firm and rigid; the latter is endowed with greater flexibility and applies itself simultaneously to the dive. Ummm yeah.. whatever he said.

Whenever I think of flexibility - I think of a clip I once saw on YouTube. Actually, that clip has been embedded deeply into my memory and was enough of an impetus to cease my couch surfing habits and join the local pilates studio (Wednesday evenings - two for one!). Of course, at this point I merely watch from the wayside. But, it's a damn good start, I have surmised. Jump off that sofa, let's kick it off...

The most flexible mode of expression is dialogue... so, we will create two disposable fictitious characters to hopefully (really) function as a stepping stone to the grand introduction of today's deal of the day ...

Burt: "So, yeah, it's like Thursday before Christmas, right?"

Ken: "Yeah yeah course it is... wanna grab a beer to drink in our Tampa Bucs sippy cup on the way to Aunt Bev's famous feast?"

Burt: "What are we waiting for?"

Ken: "Well.. you're gonna drive, right?"

Burt: "Right. I mean, rrrrriiiigggghhhhtttt!!"

Ken: "Let's go you fool..."

Burt: "I've got my keys you ass..."

Ken: "Don't call me names Mr. Dogbreath!"

Burt: "Do you wanna go or not?"

Ken: "Of course.. but I think we need to cover up the logos on our sippy cups to ensure we don't get caught whilst drinking our Corona beers in the car! The association with football may give us away as a bunch of alcoholics..."

Burt: "Good point! What do we do Ken?"

Ken: "The answer is simple Burt. Flexbility my friend. Flexibility."

Burt: "Have you been watching late night TV again?"

Ken: "Yes I have.. and I love it. I saw this product called Bendaroos! They are amazing bendable sticks that you can mould to any shape or design! We can cover up our sippy cups with amazing designs... it will be perfect!"

Burt: "Ken ... you are a ****ing genius!"

And ladies and gentlemen, that is the end of our transient storytale... however, we do hope you will continue to read more about this electrifying product (please note - it will not literally electrocute you.)...

Product Description

Bendaroos Mega Pack (500 Pieces) - Amazing Flexible Building Sticks!

Includes:
250 Rainbow & 250 Neon Bendaroos
10 Traceable Templates
Simple to use fun guide with step by step instructions on how to make your favorite creations.

Magical wax over super strong string. They stick and stay, then lift away for non-stop play! No glue, no stains, no mess. Use again and again.

Make Bendaroos do almost anything! Bendaroos always hold their shape .. plus they even unbend to use again and again.

Bendaroos stick to walls, windows and can decorate so many things! There's so much you can do when you play with Bendaroos!

Electric Martini Maker $29.97

Greek statues, Trivial Pursuit and Thomas Kinkade paintings ... we get it; you enjoy the finer things in life...

You may not actually "like" jazz music per say, but you definitely like the thought of liking jazz music because you're a Renaissance man (or woman) and you want everyone to know it. You surround yourself with only the classiest of people who prefer quail hunting and chess to off-road truck racing and catfish noodling. But until recently, you thought you had everything in life that you desired. You can't put your finger on it but you go to sleep each night feeling like there's something missing. Yes, you were emotionally rocked when Kanye West blew up the scene at the VMAs by stealing the microphone from Taylor Swift but that's not it ... Beyonce's video for "All the Single Ladies" was good but "You Belong with Me" was second-to-none.

And then while searching the Internet for James Bond's Omega Seamaster watch that you've had your eyes on for days now, you remember something very profound. You love Martini. You forgot for the simple reason that you've taken up the habit of drinking beer to boost your estrogen levels. Why you would do that, is not entirely clear. "How could I not have realized this sooner?" you ask yourself. After all, why grow man boobs and a beer belly for the sake of a buzz...

It's been three weeks since you ordered your Electric Martini Maker and life has never been more fulfilling. Heck, you've even gained enough confidence to tell your neighbor his new Hyundai is a disgrace to the whole neighborhood. You found the courage to reconnect with your father who quit speaking to you 13 years ago after you accused him of giving you "bad knees and a weak back". Yep, life is looking up for you and it's all because of the Electric Martini Maker.

Product Description

For the Martini Lover!

Plug it in, shake or stir.
Recipes included.
Professional 20 oz. Cocktail Shaker.
1 oz. cap to measure your pleasure!
Easy touchpad operation
Limited Five-Year motor warranty

Waring has been making products for commercial kitchens for over 60 years. Today, Waring Pro brings that expertise right into home kitchens, with a full line of premium, commercial-quality products for home use. Our tabletop Martini Maker features professional mixing options to prepare the perfect martini - shaken or stirred! Convenient and easy to operate, products like the Waring Pro Martini Maker make entertaining elegant, fun and delicious!

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One Trip Grip $3.47

Studying algebraic equations, washing windshields with a toothbrush and doing dishes are all things that one usually resists - unless of course, you have a hankering for boredom or you are testing your patience (aka. you like challenges) ...

Of course, there will always be those of you that go against the rules and will profoundly disagree with the statement above. And that's fine. Go back to scrubbing those pots and pans ... whilst we party like it's Friday night every night. Thank you Britney Spears for the inspiration!

Yeah, drinking Sangria in our underwear on a beach flooded by the setting sun - the light creating beautiful silhouttes dancing between the vast body of hotties, as we throw hundred dollar bills into the air like confetti ... with no thought or consideration of work the next morning ...

Okay. Maybe not. It seems we suffer with the same responsibilities as almost everyone else. Pick up the kids. Get to the grocery store. Pay the bills. Collect the laundry. Pay taxes. Get to work. Repeat. Rinse. Wash...

Whilst we believe in miracles, we don't believe in a one size fits all sort of thing. However, we do believe that we have a solution to some of the more repetitive boring and annoying tasks in life - (Brrr.. Captain listen up) - the One-Trip Grip. It won't help you with your taxes (see a qualified accountant for that)... but it will help you with carrying your groceries, dry cleaning or buckets of booze (for those weekend sojourns to the beach) ... and we have found they come in handy for pillowing down ropes ninja style. You know those occassions when you are stuck in one building and need to jump over to the next. Right?

So.. buy one whilst you can. Seriously. Remove the stresses from your life ...

Product Description

The One Trip Grip carrying handle lets you carry bags, dry cleaning and buckets with ease and comfort. Simply press the easy-open thumb tab, slip on whatever you need to carry, close the locking tab and you're ready to go. 1-2-3. Simple. The ergonomic soft grip area makes every carrying job seem effortless.

Oversized grip design makes carrying comfortable.
High strength plastic resin provides durability.
Ergonomic grip is doctor recommended.

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12-in-1 Wooden Game Center $19.97

Scrabble, Chess and Trivial Pursuit - the search for happiness, a mere intellectual infatuation of the highest kind confined to a pseudo constructed playing field ...


You were never one to really enjoy Blackjack - quite honestly, you had a distaste towards anything associated with the number 21. That dissonance may have been derived from the fact you were 18 and you couldn't get into any of the cool clubs to dance with the mature hotties... but, for some reason, you still cannot shake your disdain - no matter how much you have tried. Sure the prolific movie starring Kevin Spacey got you hopeful that you too could leave Las Vegas $100,000 richer ... but that dream got destroyed when you realized that the movie was just that. Entertainment.

Of course, you don't want to end up in trouble - even if your cousin Vinny would help you out. Hence, since then you've tried your hand at much fairer games like Snap - playing with your little cousin Vinny. Snap.

But you feel dissatisifed with it - honestly, your five year old son beats you at it everytime. You don't know what to do, perhaps you could join an online forum anonymously and vent your frustrations and pick on the regular posters. Would that help? Hmmmm.... no. Okay, what about joining a philanthropic organization with the hopes of turning the focus off your lack of talent vis-a-vis games...

Nah.. that won't cut it either. You know deep down what you really need. You must practice. And then practice. And.. yep you guessed it - practice some more. You need to exercise and train yourself on many different games - to increase your GIQ (game intelligence quotient). What does one do?

Dnnn...dnnn.. duuuhhhh...... ZooBlu to the rescue! We have a 12-in-1 game set that will finally set your game playing skills free ... you can secretly practice at home with family members or yourself, educating yourself and improving your game - ready to unleash yourself into the world. Go for it man. Go for it....

Product Description

Beautiful wooden game center contains all the family favorite games. Looks fabulous on any coffee table.

Includes:

Chess
Mancala
Checkers
Backgammon
Pachisi
Tic Tac Toe
Passout
Solitaire
Chinese Checkers
Pick Up Sticks
Playing Cards
Snakes & Ladders

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Exotic Dancer VIP Guide 2009 $15.95

Vanity fair, an illicit affair, changing your nightwear after your rendition of Fred Astaire ... you are on the quest for notoriety and of course to be seen as debonair ...


Click here to view sample pages from the magazine...

Product Description

Originally sold for $25.

186 pages.

The concept of "preferred" is everywhere in our society today, and it's particularly evident in the adult nightclub industry where preferred VIP service has taken the titty bars of two decades ago and turned them into the upscale adult nightclubs of today. As the only national business magazine and annual convention for the multi-billion-dollar adult club industry for nearly two decades, we thought it was time to bring this concept of preferred into our annual reference guide.

With that in mind, Exotic Dancer's VIP guide is the definitive, one-stop reference guide to preferred clubs, vendors and entertainers. The 2009 Guide has three very specific sections, including: (1) adult nightclubs, (2) industry vendors and (3) touring feature entertainers.

It doesn't stop here - you will receive the Exotic Dancer VIP Club Card - giving you free admission at more than 850 topless and nude gentlemen's clubs in the United States, Canada and overseas. Assuming that entry fees for clubs range from $5 to $15 within the USA - you can easily see the value of having this VIP card with you at all times...

Story Continuation...

Cupid has not been on your side recently - your last relationship was blunted because you cheated - always thinking the grass is greener on the other side ... perhaps because your pride caused you to get all glass-eyed and suddenly .. boom ... you lied and now you are experiencing the heart's divide...

Yep, that's the downside for having an insatiable appetite for the limelight - now the recognition hits that sometimes a spotlight would suffice ... even with the consideration that you are delish. So, how to get out of the mess? One could go crawling back and express this newfound insight - "my dear I've realized you are quite a delight! you've truly blinded my sight ... I tried to fight it with all my might but I'm going to be forthright - I want you back. Goodnight!" ...

If that fails - do not despair, somewhere out there is someone that will lick your wounds. In the interim, if you feel lonesome and you want something to lift your spirits up - you always have the option of a buxom beautiful woman caressing your ego for a moment or two.

However, you don't want the company of just anyone - you want attention from the most exclusive exotic women on the planet. "A man's only as old as the woman he feels" - Groucho Marx. So, where does one find these beautiful young ladies? You could drive down to where the locals go .. but you know in your heart that you will be disappointed by the menu. What you need is a guide - someone to hold you hand and show you all the hotspots. Where would you find that?

Well.. we have the answer for you - the Adult Club Industry's Exotic Dancer VIP 2009 Guide...

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Deluxe Pampered Toes $6.00

Cor blimey guv'nor! I can't adam and eve it ... it's Friday night and we haven't got any plans... Hey Sam what can we do?" ...>


Sam scratches his head, puts on his best non-chalant mischevious look and smiles "Well me ole' matey, we can always go and grab a drink at the local watering hole!" ... succeeded by a loud laugh "We both got a spare pony or two... so we can really go at it tonight" ... his grin now looks more sinister than friendly ...

Ben grabs his cell phone and heads to the door, waving Sam over. As they exit out the door ... Ben shakes his head as the knowingness of the preceding evening floods his mind. He feels an excitement that he has not felt since that weekend with Tiffany and Bianca ...

Sam starts the car up, overrevving the engine to display the intensity of his pent-up angst - patience now seen as the venom that would ultimately cause this locomotive to self-destruct ... leaving both of them wallowing in the pain of boredom.

As they swiftly cruise towards Bobby's (the coolest pub on the Westside) - they mentally prepare themselves for the most hedonistic evening they will ever have ...

BOOM! Ben wakes up slumped in his bed - still wearing the same clothes as the previous evening. He quickly checks his wallet ... all his money is gone and he has a headache like never before. He has a flashback or two of his evening of debauchery ...

As he stands up - he realizes how much his feet hurt - suddenly the memories of the night flood in ... damn! the car broke down and they had to walk home. Sure, it's only a 3 mile hike - but after eight shots of Tequila - it feels more like a marathon! Ben looks in his drawer and finds a pack Pampered Toes - the soothing cooling relief that his feet desperately need! At last ...

Product Description

New from the makers of the Original Ped Egg - introducing Pampered Toes, the essential treat for tired feet. Every day, our feet take a serious beating. They hurt even more when we force our feet into a pair of tight cramped shoes and the pain can be unbearable! With the new Pampered Toes, in just minutes you can relieve your sore, aching feet! It's the new miracle foot therapy that sooths and revitalizes your tortured toes. The secret is in Pampered Toes' innovative spa-quality flexible gel, which delivers cool, soothing therapy to your feet. So kick off those painful shoes and indulge yourself with the most sensational spa experience for your feet - turn your tired toes into Pampered Toes today!

One Sizes Fits All - For Men & Women.

As Seen On TV Bendaroos (500 Pieces) $11.95

It could be said (and actually it already has been said) that there are two types of minds - the mathematical and what is referred to as the intuitive ... >


As Blaise Pascal once observed - the former arrives at its views slowly, but they are firm and rigid; the latter is endowed with greater flexibility and applies itself simultaneously to the dive. Ummm yeah.. whatever he said.

Whenever I think of flexibility - I think of a clip I once saw on YouTube. Actually, that clip has been embedded deeply into my memory and was enough of an impetus to cease my couch surfing habits and join the local pilates studio (Wednesday evenings - two for one!). Of course, at this point I merely watch from the wayside. But, it's a damn good start, I have surmised. Jump off that sofa, let's kick it off...

The most flexible mode of expression is dialogue... so, we will create two disposable fictitious characters to hopefully (really) function as a stepping stone to the grand introduction of today's deal of the day ...

Burt: "So, yeah, it's like Thursday before Christmas, right?"

Ken: "Yeah yeah course it is... wanna grab a beer to drink in our Tampa Bucs sippy cup on the way to Aunt Bev's famous feast?"

Burt: "What are we waiting for?"

Ken: "Well.. you're gonna drive, right?"

Burt: "Right. I mean, rrrrriiiigggghhhhtttt!!"

Ken: "Let's go you fool..."

Burt: "I've got my keys you ass..."

Ken: "Don't call me names Mr. Dogbreath!"

Burt: "Do you wanna go or not?"

Ken: "Of course.. but I think we need to cover up the logos on our sippy cups to ensure we don't get caught whilst drinking our Corona beers in the car! The association with football may give us away as a bunch of alcoholics..."

Burt: "Good point! What do we do Ken?"

Ken: "The answer is simple Burt. Flexbility my friend. Flexibility."

Burt: "Have you been watching late night TV again?"

Ken: "Yes I have.. and I love it. I saw this product called Bendaroos! They are amazing bendable sticks that you can mould to any shape or design! We can cover up our sippy cups with amazing designs... it will be perfect!"

Burt: "Ken ... you are a ****ing genius!"

And ladies and gentlemen, that is the end of our transient storytale... however, we do hope you will continue to read more about this electrifying product (please note - it will not literally electrocute you.)...

Product Description

Bendaroos Mega Pack (500 Pieces) - Amazing Flexible Building Sticks!

Includes:
250 Rainbow & 250 Neon Bendaroos
10 Traceable Templates
Simple to use fun guide with step by step instructions on how to make your favorite creations.

Magical wax over super strong string. They stick and stay, then lift away for non-stop play! No glue, no stains, no mess. Use again and again.

Make Bendaroos do almost anything! Bendaroos always hold their shape .. plus they even unbend to use again and again.

Bendaroos stick to walls, windows and can decorate so many things! There's so much you can do when you play with Bendaroos!