Slice Correction Trainer $12.97

Inside Approach This Jack Nicklaus endorsed swing trainer received the coveted Editors Choice Award as the #1 swing trainer two consecutive years from Golf Digest Magazine. It is quite simply the best product on the market for curing a SLICE Take the "6 swing Challenge"...92% of all golfers will cure their SLICE in 6 swings or less!

Includes: Lightweight and portable Slice Correction Trainer, handy mesh carry bag, Instructional DVD featuring Jack Nicklaus and Jim Sowerwine, and two bonus DVDs: 'Advanced Drills' - an instructional DVD that demonstrates the many ways to use the 'Slice Correction Trainer and 'Secret Lessons From the Tour' - PURE instruction, swing thoughts, drills and demonstrations from Tour players and the Tour players instructors. Jim's Notes may be a bit partial to this product, but quite honestly it truly is the best trainer for an over-the-top or steep down swing on the market.

If you have a SLICE or a case of the PULLS you will be cured within a handful of swings. It's so visual, simple and effective you'll love it! Jack Nicklaus loved it the first time he used it. And Golf Digest Magazine wouldn't have honored it with the 'Editors' Choice Award' as the #1 Swing Trainer two consecutive years if it wasn't the real deal. It is also one of the few staple swing trainers found at every golf academy in the country. And the DVDs that accompany it offer valuable tips and insight from some of the best minds in the game of golf.

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Aqua Globes Mini 3 Pack $5.97

Aqua Globes are an attractive solution for automatic house-plant watering. The hand blown stained glass globes arefilled with water and inserted into the soil of houseplants dispensing water as the plant needs it. Aqua Globes are a great alternative to the daily chore of watering plants and an excellent choice for automatic watering while on vacation.

How Aqua Globes Work

1.) Fill Aqua Globe with water
2.) Make a small hole in the soil with a pencil or stick
3.) Insert Aqua Globe into soil

As soil becomes dry, it releases oxygen into the Aqua Globe, which in turn releases the exact amount of water your plant needs.

Benefits

Avoid the frustration of:

Constant watering
Over watering
Under watering
Cleaning up spills
Worrying about leaving your plants unattended

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Windshield Wonder $8.97

A true fire way to peer into someone's personality is to take a look in their vehicle ....

When you know what to look for you are sure to find answers for any questions you might have. I would equate this to a modern age of palm reading.

First, let's look at the exterior of the car. This examination would include the make and model of the vehicle. This should be the most obvious; however, the kind of car someone chooses to drive can be the most deceptive. If they drive an expensive foreign car the first expectation would be that the person has a lot of money to invest in a pricy car. This can be a misnomer in the fact that perhaps they don't have the money to pay for such a luxury car. Perhaps they are in debt up to their eyes, and their automobile is an extension of an image they want to project. A likely symbol of insecurity can be attributed to this. Then again if the person drives a moderately priced car one would assume they don't earn much money. This also can be a false judgment proved to me by the most insightful statement shared to me in my time in the restaurant business. I would wonder why a person that I knew to have a mountain of money would tip me so low. It was then explained to me that the reason they are rich, is because they don't spend their money. A person with a lot of money will never brag to you about how much they have.

Second look inside their car to see the shape they keep it in. If it's in shambles you would asses that the person is lazy and doesn't care if they are surrounded by trash. However, in another case perhaps the person is so busy in their day to day life that they literally live out of their car. Relatively speaking the square footage of the standard automobile is quite tiny compared to one's dwelling. If most of their day is spent in the car you can imagine how messy that could get. You would wonder where keeping your car clean ranks on their hectic to-do-list of the day. Not to mention if they have kids. Those things literally vomit trash.

That is just the beginning of the psychology of an individual's car. I haven't even touched on what bumper stickers and vanity plates are trying to convey about a person's personality. Politics, sense of humor, racism, and self-important mumbo jumbo is just the start of the information people are desperate to exclaim to the world. If you know how to read the signs literally and figuratively you may be able to peer into the soul of anyone.

And while you're in there make sure to stock it with the Windshield Wonder.

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Makes Cleaning Windshields Fast and Easy!

Cleans and Shines with Plain Water.

Detachable Handle Fits in Glove Box.

Great for Fog and Moisture Removal too!

Pivoting Head with Ergonomic Design.

Includes 16inch Windshield Wonder Handle, Two Microfiber Bonnets, and a Spray Bottle.

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Downy Inflatable Bed $16.97

The final frontier is approaching, look left, then right and now duck ...

As much as we claim to be at the pinnacle of human connection, it seems that we couldn't be further apart. Technology has allowed us to be as self-sufficient as possible. The comforts of living no longer involve the participation of another soul. I am proof-positive of this fact.

I actually put this theory to the test this last weekend. I was convinced that my weekend could be void of any other human interaction and still leave me content. The results were astounding. I managed to be able to stay in the comforts of my home, and not find a dull moment for forty-eight hours. I actually was quite surprised at the results. How could a person be void of contact for such a long period and not feel a tinge of anxiety? I attribute this state of being to a few things.

First, the advent of HD television programming has reinvigorated the TV watching experience. No longer lost in seas of grain and fuzz, the pictures available now are remarkable. Don't believe me? Just for snot and giggles, switch over to a regular broadcast of a football game after you have been watching in HD. You will see the truth. The powers that be have actually found a way for Americans to watch more TV.

Second, the internet and the gaming culture have forever changed the rules. If you play "World of Warcraft" you know exactly what I mean. If you don't, just imagine a game that never ends. Now imagine a place where there are millions of other "real" people that are playing along with you. It's an utterly brilliant concept. Somehow technology has convinced me to keep on playing a game that never ends with the added catch of charging me monthly for the privilege. It has been five years now, and I'm still not sick of it.

Lastly, I attribute my single relationship status as a key component to my theory. I don't have any silly commitments to honor. I don't have friends that used to fill my days with joy calling me for human interaction. Did I give up on them, or did they give up on me?

Maybe it isn't so much being content, but perhaps it's more of a surrender to apathy. It's a comfortable blanket that makes injustice easier to tolerate. All the lights, bells, and whistles that make you feel in control do anything but. I am at the mercy of technology blindness. As much as the ostrich enjoys shutting out the world in a hole custom made for its head, I enjoy the same facade. Except, my hole is air conditioned.

So why not invite someone to crash on your floor like the old days.

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Introducing the Intex Classic Downy Bed

Queen Size 60in x 80in

Made for the Home.

Wave beam construction for extra comfort.

Durable waterproof flocked top.

2 in 1 valve allows for easy inflation and deflation.

Quality tested high-grade vinyl.

Great for guests, camping and sleepovers.

Quick, free flow deflation.

Folds for easy, compact storage.

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As Seen On TV Bottle Tops (12 Pack) $7.97

I'd like to relive a moment in my life I would rather not. However, due to time constrains this is the best I got ...

Circa 2005 after a scrumptious Greek Feast filled with soulvaki I found a very familiar craving pulling at my sweet tooth. This impulse was created by the sense memory of a chocolaty, chewy, fresh-baked treat that I have neutered since early childhood. The All-American Chocolate Chip Cookie. A desert perfect in every way. Now the problem a treat coinsure like myself runs into on occasion is the quality of such items. My feelings towards Chocolate Chip Cookies are the same I have toward Computer equipment. You get what you pay for. I have been known to shell out as much as two dollars for one cookie.

On the drive home after making a special trip to an amazing cookie bakery I have all but devoured three of the six cookies I purchased. I'm not sure about the rest of you, but I love the idea of having a sweet treat before I go to bed. My waistline and the women that don't notice me agree it's most likely a habit I need to quit. However, for my money it doesn't get better then a sweet desert kiss before bed.

Flash forward later that night. All of my earthly business has been accomplished for the day. Only one thing left to do ... Salivating at the anticipation of my midnight addiction I stammer to my kitchen. I open the cupboard and find my prize. Ripping into the bag like a child on Christmas morning I don't pause once I feel the cookie in my mitts. The first of my three cookies are all but devoured in seconds. Oh the taste, the wincing sweetness, the unexpected texture. I have missile-lock on cookie number two. One bite, two bites, gone ... And at last the third cookie has moments before its demise.

Contemplating the last savory treat in my hands I become all so aware of a strange sensation enveloping my hands. It isn't the cold. Perhaps it's my arms awakening after being leaned after a couple hours on the computer. No that's not it, because the feeling is strictly isolated to my hand, not my whole arm. After a moment of bewilderment my next course of action is to inspect the mystery feeling in a more lit part of the kitchen�

Walking to the kitchen sink I let my eyes adjust to the bulb illuminating the one part of the kitchen. Like stepping into the spotlight of some macabre one man show I look down to see the source of my distress. As my eyes focus I try to convince myself out of what I'm looking at. Scurrying with mad frenzy, my hand and wrist is covered with black ants. Not just a couple of black ants. What could easy add to about 75 microscopic ants, my hands have turned into a pseudo insect mosh pit.

As I let out a school-girlish whelp I quickly ran my hands under the now flowing water of the sink. After properly evacuating the bastards off my hands, I was left with only one question. Now in retrospect I should have never asked myself this question. Where did these things come from?

As quick as I asked the question I immediately wanted to deny what ultimately would be the truth. I stepped back to the cupboard and looked into the cookie bag with dramatic flair usually reserved for the most clich� of horror movies. Yes kids, the cookie bag had about four hundred black ants. At first I wanted to believe that there might be a chance I could have eaten two sugar infused treats without ingesting any ants, but common sense told me better.

I mostly likely consumed five hundred ants in those first two cookies. How I managed to get them down without noticing their presence still remains a mystery to me. Lesson learned, always look at what you're about to eat. Trust me on this one.

And to protect your open beverages we are proud to present the Bottle Top.

A plastic adaptor that fastens on top of your soda can to preserve its integrity.

Helps Avoid Spills.

Fits Most Beverage Cans.

Just Wash and Re-Use.

Keeps Carbonation Longer.

Set of 12 with Assorted Colors.

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Strawberry Topsy Turvy $8.97

How freaking scary are volcanoes? If you aren't afraid of these natural monsters you are a misinformed ostrich with your head in the earth ...

Is it a badge of honor to measure ourselves with the rest of our knuckle-dragging Cro-Magnon brethren? I speak only from the male point of view however; I have been accused of being suspiciously in touch with my feminine side so hopefully I will be able to tap into the female mindset as well.

Women want to see a bit of themselves in us. They want to believe, against all odds that no matter how disgusting we seem to be, we still share a fraction of their delicate disposition. Whether it is to pause to absorb the beauty of a freshly blooming flower, or the ability to reason a $400 price tag on a leather purse. They want us to understand their insanity. No matter how fabricated or disingenuous, women want us to be as crazy and disillusioned as them. What? So it's completely acceptable for us to fake caring? The answer is yes. They don't care how the cow is slaughtered, they want the burger.

We do it all the time in our society. We ignore primal reactions for social conventions. It's the "don't rock the boat" syndrome. It's wanting to plunge an icepic in your neighbors face for stealing your paper. It's wanting to call someone a chocolate covered douche bag for not saying "thank you" whilst opening the door for them. It's wanting to kick the face of the turd badger bank teller for closing her stupid little venetian blind partition to the drive-up window one minute till 6:00.

On a primal level we want to do these things. Anarchy is a fun idea. Especially for disaffected youth at punk rock shows. We suppress these reflexes for social convention. That and the fear of spending a few nights in county. On the same token we feign feelings with the same vigor as we suppress them. Men ask themselves, "How can I make myself seem sensitive?" This question is utterly ridiculous. From when I was a young boy, I was encouraged to follow my heart, and be myself. But that aint gonna help me. It has been proven over and over again. If you want to get ahead, get paid, or get lucky, you will have to start being something that every urge in your body rejects. So if you want to seem more sensitive, buy this "TOPSEY TURVY" strawberry grower thing. Imagine the first moment when she notices a mini garden hanging from your window. It says "wow, this guy likes to garden in a convenient and easy way." I really want to be naked in his presence now.

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Grow Sweet Strawberries Right Outside your Door!

Hangs on Deck, Balcony or Patio.

Eliminates Hours of Work and Makes Picking Berries Easy.

Grow Organic Too!

Uses gravity as a vertical growing advantage.

Vertical grow bag heats the plant like a greenhouse so the root system explodes.

Gravity pulls the water and nutrients directly to the roots.


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Today's Deal: Ooey Gooey Butter Bar (40 Bars) $29.97

I can specifically remember the day that preservatives invaded and subsequently ruined my life. I was all of seven years old getting ready to enjoy the best part of my day. This would be breakfast time. The time of the day that I can heartily consume massive amounts of sugar under the specific guidance of my Mother. Spoonfuls of sweet marshmallows flakes and puffed whatever...

I never had a favorite cereal. I had favorite cereals. Lucky Charms, Honey Combs, Cookie Crisp, just to name a few. The thing that got me was how the consistency of the cereal would absorb the milk so rapidly. Yes, I am of the camp that prefers a soggy cereal to a crunchy cereal. I might have lost a bunch of you right here already. But I shall continue. It was as sure as the day was long. If I gave it a couple minutes my morning treats would be soggy and ready for inhalation.

That is the day that it became more prudent and efficient for the shelf life of cereals to last more than six months. Some smart guy with a suit, and I'm sure another smart guy with a lab coat came up with a plan that would secure their employment for the end of days. I will now play this scene out.

Executive 1- "Hey Morty, did you come up with something that will secure our jobs for next year?"

Corporate Scientist- "As a matter of fact sir, not only did I come up with an idea that will secure our jobs for next year, but for all our years to come."

Exec utive 1- "Oh goody!"

Corporate Scientist- "So remember last year when I accidently dumped all those preservatives in that batch of Honey Combs?"

Executive 1- "Nope."

Corporate Scientist- "Well I did, and for craps and giggles I decided to see how long they would stay crunchy. And now it's going on 1 year and they still are technically edible."

Executive 1- "Are you telling me we can produce less and make the same amount of money?"

Corporate Scientist- "That's right."

Executive 1- "That is tubular!"

Corporate Scientist- "huh?"

Executive 1- "It's a cool new word I heard my son say."

Corporate Scientist- "uh... Ok..."

Executive 1- "Anyways, I'm glad I thought of this new preservative idea."

Corporate Scientist- "Right..."

Executive 2 enters the lab

Executive 2- "Hey Johnny Boy!"

Executive 1- "Barry you old so and so!"

Executive 2- "Hey will you help me bury a hooker?"

Executive 1- "Anything for a Lambda Chi Brother!"

The Executives high fived and my life has never been then same. Perhaps Its better this happened. No things good are meant to last. However, Just as the Earth turns and the the Sun sets, innovation will bring more delicious treats to the future. And ladies and gentleman, that future is now.

Alessi World Famous Bakery is proud to present the OOEY GOOEY BUTTER BARS.

One full case of 40 Bars.

A gooey buttery base topped with a mouth watering rich cream cheese and pecan filling.

Alessi Bakeries- Where Quality Has Ruled Since 1912.

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