10 PC STAINLESS STEEL BOWL SET

10 piece stainless steel bowl set. Set includes 5 stainless steel bowls
and 5 air tight plastic lids.

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10 PC STAINLESS STEEL BOWL SET

10 piece stainless steel bowl set. Set includes 5 stainless steel bowls
and 5 air tight plastic lids.

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Concealment Clock

Reliable quartz movement with magnetically latched, hinged fron panels.



Holds a medium to large handgun (up to 8/" x 5/").



Solid wood with rich mahogany stain.



Measures 14 5/8" x 7 3/8" x 3 3/4"



Requires one AA battery (not included)



Picture for illustrative purposes
only to show clock openned and closed.



Contents shown are NOT included



Includes: 1 x Mantel Clock for concealment of valuables

Concealed Carry Badget & Wallet

This law enforcement quality badge is master crafted..



features a durable high luster finish and a strong clip
attachment on the back. Wallet has window for your permit or ID.



Ideal for any person that carries a concealed weapon.

Windshield Wonder

When you know what to look for you are sure to find answers for
any questions you might have. I would equate this to a modern age of
palm reading.



First, let's look at the exterior of the car. This examination would
include the make and model of the vehicle. This should be the most
obvious; however, the kind of car someone chooses to drive can be the
most deceptive. If they drive an expensive foreign car the first
expectation would be that the person has a lot of money to invest in a
pricy car. This can be a misnomer in the fact that perhaps they don't
have the money to pay for such a luxury car. Perhaps they are in debt
up to their eyes, and their automobile is an extension of an image they
want to project. A likely symbol of insecurity can be attributed to
this. Then again if the person drives a moderately priced car one would
assume they don't earn much money. This also can be a false judgment
proved to me by the most insightful statement shared to me in my time in
the restaurant business. I would wonder why a person that I knew to
have a mountain of money would tip me so low. It was then explained to
me that the reason they are rich, is because they don't spend their
money. A person with a lot of money will never brag to you about how
much they have.



Second look inside their car to see the shape they keep it in. If it's
in shambles you would asses that the person is lazy and doesn't care if
they are surrounded by trash. However, in another case perhaps the
person is so busy in their day to day life that they literally live out
of their car. Relatively speaking the square footage of the standard
automobile is quite tiny compared to one's dwelling. If most of their
day is spent in the car you can imagine how messy that could get. You
would wonder where keeping your car clean ranks on their hectic
to-do-list of the day. Not to mention if they have kids. Those things
literally vomit trash.



That is just the beginning of the psychology of an individual's car. I
haven't even touched on what bumper stickers and vanity plates are
trying to convey about a person's personality. Politics, sense of
humor, racism, and self-important mumbo jumbo is just the start of the
information people are desperate to exclaim to the world. If you know
how to read the signs literally and figuratively you may be able to peer
into the soul of anyone.



And while you're in there make sure to stock it with the Windshield
Wonder.



Product Description



Makes Cleaning Windshields Fast and Easy!



Cleans and Shines with Plain Water.



Detachable Handle Fits in Glove Box.



Great for Fog and Moisture Removal too!



Pivoting Head with Ergonomic Design.



Includes 16inch Windshield Wonder Handle, Two Microfiber Bonnets, and a
Spray Bottle.



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Blast Knuckles Shocking High 950,000 Voltage

This patented device has a soft rubber skin and is sized to accommodate
all hand sizes. A safety switch is built in and accessible to your
thumb. Once you grab the Knuckle Blaster stun gun you can flip off the
safety and fire with the same hand. No need to use two hands.



Additional Information


Uses 2 Lithium batteries (included FREE).


FREE leather belt holster designed to allow quick access
and deployment of this amazing stun weapon.


One year warranty.



Note: This item cannot ship to HI, MA, MI, NJ, NY, RI, WI, PA.



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Bottle Capz

With magnetic Bottle Capz necklaces you get to
choose your favorite style. Match your outfit,
express your mood or make a fashion statement.
It's your choice! So which style are you today?



Features



3 Magnetic Bottle Cap Charms



3 Necklaces




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Slim Clip

From Credit Cards to Cash, You'll Always Find it Fast



Patent pending double-sided grip tight clips that securely hold
up to 30 bills on one side, & 6 credit cards on the other.



Slim Clips have special raised edges and locking clips, so you can shake all you want & nothing will ever fall out.



Made from durable stainless steel. * Sleek & ultra thin.



Fits easily in your pocket, bag or purse.



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ZapLight - Electric Stun Gun & LED Flashlight

It's an actual flashlight with 6 ultra-bright LED bulbs, but its also a
stun gun with an unheard of 1-million-volt charge that will knock down
any attacker. They'll think its just a flashlight until its too late.
It's even rechargeable and includes 120v/60Hz wall charger.



Additional Information



Shocking 1 million volts!


Built-in high endurance Ni-MH rechargeable battery


6 ultra bright LED bulbs, shines over 5 hours per charge


Includes 120v/60Hz wall charger



Note: This item cannot ship to HI, MA, MI, NJ, NY, RI, WI, PA.





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HD Vision Ultra High Definition Sunglasses

Product Description



HD Vision WrapArounds are As Seen On TV sunglasses that fit over prescription eyeglasses. They block glare from the sides and feature high-definition lens technology (anti-reflective, color enhancing). They are lightweight and durable.



HD Vision WrapArounds are perfect if you wear glasses! Prescription sunglasses cost a fortune and let light in around the sides. But As Seen On TV products such as the HD Vision WrapArounds shield your eyes from the sun at every angle and allow for comfortable wear over your regular glasses! In addition, they have a great European Style! HD Vision WrapArounds are the affordable, effective alternative to high priced prescription sunglasses. These stylish European design wraparound sunglasses provide excellent clarity and block more sun with anti-glaring technology.



Each order comes with FREE HD Vision Visor Clip. Browse our website for more products including As Seen On TV exercise equipment and much more.



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USB MagicJack

The magicJack is an amazing unassuming cigarette lighter sized plug-and-play USB telephony device that offers unlimited local and long distance calling within the U.S. and Canada (international dialing expected by the end of the year). We were pleasantly surprised with how easy it is to use and the quality it provides for less than $20.



Installation was simple: We plugged the 0.9-ounce magicJack into a USB port on a Windows-powered PC (Mac OS X drivers will be available by the end of the year), and about 30 seconds later the bundled software automatically loaded. After registering the device and receiving a personal magicJack phone number (users will be able to port their existing numbers to the service before the end of the year), we plugged a standard landline phone into the device's phone jack and began making calls. Users who wish to forgo a traditional handset can opt to use a cordless phone.



You can also use the magicJack to make calls using your PC, whether you're at home or on the road. Dial using the keyboard or an onscreen keypad, and you can talk using either a headset or your computer's built-in microphone and speaker.



The overall voice quality was good: better than most cell phones but not quite on par with true landlines. Friends and colleagues reported only the occasional crackle and pop, and we didn't encounter a single dropped call on our tests. This level of quality and stability is courtesy of magicJack's proprietary network, which maintains a solid, reliable connection that the company claims can't be achieved on traditional VoIP channels.



MagicJack doesn't skimp on features, either; it comes packed with all the amenities you'd expect from a phone service, including voicemail (you can receive messages even when you're offline), caller ID, call waiting, call forwarding, and emergency 911 dialing.



Priced at a reasonable $19.97, magicJack comes with a year's worth of service (an annual subscription runs $19.95 after that, with international prepaid packages starting for as little as $5). Although it's designed for use with a single phone line (multiple lines require a magicJack for each) and your PC has to be turned on to use it, the magicJack is a fine way to cut your monthly telephone bill without making too many tradeoffs.



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Crazy Critters Set of 2, One Fox and One Raccoon

Crazy Critters™ are stuffing free plush toys with squeakers on both
ends. Dogs love them and will make it their favorite toy guaranteed.



Crazy Critters™ are certain to be the toy that both you and your dog are
sure to love! They are stuffing-free so they lie flat, making them easy
for practically any dog to play with. And, because they are
stuffing-free, you will never have to worry about cleaning up the mess
from a torn or ripped stuffed animal. Even better, your dog will never
be exposed to loose stuffing that could be dangerous if eaten. Crazy
Critters™ are super plush and realistic looking -- they even squeak --
making your dog think that he or she is playing with a friend. Best of
all, they are hand washable so you can use them indoors or outside.



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Crazy Critters Set of 2, One Fox and One Raccoon

Crazy Critters™ are stuffing free plush toys with squeakers on both
ends. Dogs love them and will make it their favorite toy guaranteed.



Crazy Critters™ are certain to be the toy that both you and your dog are
sure to love! They are stuffing-free so they lie flat, making them easy
for practically any dog to play with. And, because they are
stuffing-free, you will never have to worry about cleaning up the mess
from a torn or ripped stuffed animal. Even better, your dog will never
be exposed to loose stuffing that could be dangerous if eaten. Crazy
Critters™ are super plush and realistic looking -- they even squeak --
making your dog think that he or she is playing with a friend. Best of
all, they are hand washable so you can use them indoors or outside.



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Water Jet Power Washer As Seen On TV

The Water Jet is the amazing all-new hose attachment that rusn your ordinary water hose into a high-power washer.


Remove built-up dirt and mold on wood or aluminium siding and concrete foundations.


Easily wash your car, truck, camper or boat and tackle dirty wheels and rims.


Blast weeds and grime from brick and concrete patios, pool decks and driveways.


Safely reach 2nd story windows and remove wasp nests from a distance.


Bulky pressure washers are expensive, heavy and use gas or electricity. The Water Jet's clever design uses a controlled flow to build a powerful jet stream right from your garden hose. The Water Jet is your easy, economical solution for tough outdoor problems.

Tomato Topsy Turvey

Is it a badge of honor to measure ourselves with the rest of
our knuckle-dragging Cro-Magnon brethren? I speak only from the male
point of view however; I have been accused of being suspiciously in
touch with my feminine side so hopefully I will be able to tap into the
female mindset as well.



Women want to see a bit of themselves in
us. They want to believe, against all odds that no matter how
disgusting we seem to be, we still share a fraction of their delicate
disposition. Whether it is to pause to absorb the beauty of a freshly
blooming flower, or the ability to reason a $400 price tag on a leather
purse. They want us to understand their insanity. No matter how
fabricated or disingenuous, women want us to be as crazy and
disillusioned as them. What? So it's completely acceptable for us to
fake caring? The answer is yes. They don't care how the cow is
slaughtered, they want the burger.



We do it all the time in our
society. We ignore primal reactions for social conventions. It's the
"don't rock the boat" syndrome. It's wanting to plunge an icepic in
your neighbors face for stealing your paper. It's wanting to call
someone a chocolate covered douche bag for not saying "thank you" whilst
opening the door for them. It's wanting to kick the face of the turd
badger bank teller for closing her stupid little venetian blind
partition to the drive-up window one minute till 6:00.



On a primal level we want to do these things. Anarchy is a fun idea.
Especially for disaffected youth at punk rock shows. We suppress these
reflexes for social convention. That and the fear of spending a few
nights in county. On the same token we feign feelings with the same
vigor as we suppress them. Men ask themselves, "How can I make myself
seem sensitive?" This question is utterly ridiculous. From when I was a
young boy, I was encouraged to follow my heart, and be myself. But that
aint gonna help me. It has been proven over and over again. If you
want to get ahead, get paid, or get lucky, you will have to start being
something that every urge in your body rejects. So if you want to seem
more sensitive, buy this "TOPSEY TURVY" Tomato grower thing.
Imagine the first moment when she notices a mini garden hanging from
your window. It says "wow, this guy likes to garden in a convenient and
easy way." I really want to be naked in his presence
now.



Description



Grow Sweet Tomatoes Right Outside your Door!



Hangs on Deck, Balcony or Patio.



Eliminates Hours of Work and Makes Picking Berries Easy.



Grow Organic Too!



Uses gravity as a vertical growing advantage.



Vertical grow bag heats the plant like a greenhouse so
the root system explodes.



Gravity pulls the water and nutrients
directly to the roots.

Tomato Topsy Turvey

Is it a badge of honor to measure ourselves with the rest of
our knuckle-dragging Cro-Magnon brethren? I speak only from the male
point of view however; I have been accused of being suspiciously in
touch with my feminine side so hopefully I will be able to tap into the
female mindset as well.



Women want to see a bit of themselves in
us. They want to believe, against all odds that no matter how
disgusting we seem to be, we still share a fraction of their delicate
disposition. Whether it is to pause to absorb the beauty of a freshly
blooming flower, or the ability to reason a $400 price tag on a leather
purse. They want us to understand their insanity. No matter how
fabricated or disingenuous, women want us to be as crazy and
disillusioned as them. What? So it's completely acceptable for us to
fake caring? The answer is yes. They don't care how the cow is
slaughtered, they want the burger.



We do it all the time in our
society. We ignore primal reactions for social conventions. It's the
"don't rock the boat" syndrome. It's wanting to plunge an icepic in
your neighbors face for stealing your paper. It's wanting to call
someone a chocolate covered douche bag for not saying "thank you" whilst
opening the door for them. It's wanting to kick the face of the turd
badger bank teller for closing her stupid little venetian blind
partition to the drive-up window one minute till 6:00.



On a primal level we want to do these things. Anarchy is a fun idea.
Especially for disaffected youth at punk rock shows. We suppress these
reflexes for social convention. That and the fear of spending a few
nights in county. On the same token we feign feelings with the same
vigor as we suppress them. Men ask themselves, "How can I make myself
seem sensitive?" This question is utterly ridiculous. From when I was a
young boy, I was encouraged to follow my heart, and be myself. But that
aint gonna help me. It has been proven over and over again. If you
want to get ahead, get paid, or get lucky, you will have to start being
something that every urge in your body rejects. So if you want to seem
more sensitive, buy this "TOPSEY TURVY" Tomato grower thing.
Imagine the first moment when she notices a mini garden hanging from
your window. It says "wow, this guy likes to garden in a convenient and
easy way." I really want to be naked in his presence
now.



Description



Grow Sweet Tomatoes Right Outside your Door!



Hangs on Deck, Balcony or Patio.



Eliminates Hours of Work and Makes Picking Berries Easy.



Grow Organic Too!



Uses gravity as a vertical growing advantage.



Vertical grow bag heats the plant like a greenhouse so
the root system explodes.



Gravity pulls the water and nutrients
directly to the roots.

Simoniz Fix It Pro

Simoniz Fix-It Pro Clear Coat Applicator is a scratch repair filler and sealer that safely removes scratches from your automotive quickly and easily. It works on any car in three easy steps - apply fix it, buff it in and wipe away. This scratch repair pen is non-toxic, permanent, water-resistant and odorless.



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Simoniz Fix It Pro

Simoniz Fix-It Pro Clear Coat Applicator is a scratch repair filler and sealer that safely removes scratches from your automotive quickly and easily. It works on any car in three easy steps - apply fix it, buff it in and wipe away. This scratch repair pen is non-toxic, permanent, water-resistant and odorless.



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As Seen On TV Thera Pen

To be discreet is to suggest that your actions are socially unacceptable, and should be hidden away from easily offensible eyes. And one thing that really boils my peanuts is the idea of social convention for the sake of saving feelings. It’s these artificial rules created by a nameless authority that everyone follows without question. We have had these behavior modifiers ingrained in us so much that it wouldn’t surprise me that future Americans will be born with these instincts out of the womb.



I say Americans, because in terms of being “Politically Correct”, and “Socially Acceptable”, Americans corner the market. I suppose it’s our Puritan roots that has taught us to behave this way. And without question seem to be fine with these archaic traditions. It’s the idea of not standing out that bothers me. It’s the idea of following the norm that gets under my skin. As a proud American, I revel in the fact that the greatest innovations the world has ever seen has come from this country. Ideas, art, philosophy, technology has been challenged and continues to be perfected in this country. However, social conventions have been gripped so tight that liberty itself has lost meaning to us. If we look to our European Brethren we see a ground swell in the liberation of conservative thinking. And everyone seems to be the happier for it.



I won’t make judgments on the values of conservative thinking. However liberty and freedom are values I hold true to my heart. A lot of talking heads on the right will coin these terms for themselves. But if you really look at the core of these terms they tend to lean to a more open-minded way of thinking. And open-mindedness is not a way I would describe the conservative right.



Reject the ideas that your ideas and body are wrong or immoral.



Embrace social chaos at least once a day.



Stray from the pact and push innovation with your behavior.



Accept everyone as brothers however flawed social conventions teach you to believe.



Massage your pressure points with a vibrating pen.



Introducing the Thera Pen Massager Pen.



Relaxing Massage Anywhere.



Relief for Sore Muscles, Headaches, Achy Hands.



Powerful, Stylish, DISCREET.



It Massages, It Vibrates, It Writes!



Great Stress Relief.



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As Seen On TV Thera Pen

To be discreet is to suggest that your actions are socially unacceptable, and should be hidden away from easily offensible eyes. And one thing that really boils my peanuts is the idea of social convention for the sake of saving feelings. It’s these artificial rules created by a nameless authority that everyone follows without question. We have had these behavior modifiers ingrained in us so much that it wouldn’t surprise me that future Americans will be born with these instincts out of the womb.



I say Americans, because in terms of being “Politically Correct”, and “Socially Acceptable”, Americans corner the market. I suppose it’s our Puritan roots that has taught us to behave this way. And without question seem to be fine with these archaic traditions. It’s the idea of not standing out that bothers me. It’s the idea of following the norm that gets under my skin. As a proud American, I revel in the fact that the greatest innovations the world has ever seen has come from this country. Ideas, art, philosophy, technology has been challenged and continues to be perfected in this country. However, social conventions have been gripped so tight that liberty itself has lost meaning to us. If we look to our European Brethren we see a ground swell in the liberation of conservative thinking. And everyone seems to be the happier for it.



I won’t make judgments on the values of conservative thinking. However liberty and freedom are values I hold true to my heart. A lot of talking heads on the right will coin these terms for themselves. But if you really look at the core of these terms they tend to lean to a more open-minded way of thinking. And open-mindedness is not a way I would describe the conservative right.



Reject the ideas that your ideas and body are wrong or immoral.



Embrace social chaos at least once a day.



Stray from the pact and push innovation with your behavior.



Accept everyone as brothers however flawed social conventions teach you to believe.



Massage your pressure points with a vibrating pen.



Introducing the Thera Pen Massager Pen.



Relaxing Massage Anywhere.



Relief for Sore Muscles, Headaches, Achy Hands.



Powerful, Stylish, DISCREET.



It Massages, It Vibrates, It Writes!



Great Stress Relief.



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As Seen On TV Thera Pen

To be discreet is to suggest that your actions are socially unacceptable, and should be hidden away from easily offensible eyes. And one thing that really boils my peanuts is the idea of social convention for the sake of saving feelings. It’s these artificial rules created by a nameless authority that everyone follows without question. We have had these behavior modifiers ingrained in us so much that it wouldn’t surprise me that future Americans will be born with these instincts out of the womb.



I say Americans, because in terms of being “Politically Correct”, and “Socially Acceptable”, Americans corner the market. I suppose it’s our Puritan roots that has taught us to behave this way. And without question seem to be fine with these archaic traditions. It’s the idea of not standing out that bothers me. It’s the idea of following the norm that gets under my skin. As a proud American, I revel in the fact that the greatest innovations the world has ever seen has come from this country. Ideas, art, philosophy, technology has been challenged and continues to be perfected in this country. However, social conventions have been gripped so tight that liberty itself has lost meaning to us. If we look to our European Brethren we see a ground swell in the liberation of conservative thinking. And everyone seems to be the happier for it.



I won’t make judgments on the values of conservative thinking. However liberty and freedom are values I hold true to my heart. A lot of talking heads on the right will coin these terms for themselves. But if you really look at the core of these terms they tend to lean to a more open-minded way of thinking. And open-mindedness is not a way I would describe the conservative right.



Reject the ideas that your ideas and body are wrong or immoral.



Embrace social chaos at least once a day.



Stray from the pact and push innovation with your behavior.



Accept everyone as brothers however flawed social conventions teach you to believe.



Massage your pressure points with a vibrating pen.



Introducing the Thera Pen Massager Pen.



Relaxing Massage Anywhere.



Relief for Sore Muscles, Headaches, Achy Hands.



Powerful, Stylish, DISCREET.



It Massages, It Vibrates, It Writes!



Great Stress Relief.



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Set of 2 Diversion Books

For concealment and convenient storage of your valuables.



Includes a set of two book-style storage "books". One book says "Higher
Power" and one book says "Peace within" on the outside covers.



Looks like real leather bound books and perfect for concealing papers,
valuable and private items. (Does NOT have a lock and does NOT act as a
safe)

Set of 2 Diversion Books

For concealment and convenient storage of your valuables.



Includes a set of two book-style storage "books". One book says "Higher
Power" and one book says "Peace within" on the outside covers.



Looks like real leather bound books and perfect for concealing papers,
valuable and private items. (Does NOT have a lock and does NOT act as a
safe)

Set of 2 Diversion Books

For concealment and convenient storage of your valuables.



Includes a set of two book-style storage "books". One book says "Higher
Power" and one book says "Peace within" on the outside covers.



Looks like real leather bound books and perfect for concealing papers,
valuable and private items. (Does NOT have a lock and does NOT act as a
safe)

Concealed Carry Badget & Wallet

This law enforcement quality badge is master crafted..



features a durable high luster finish and a strong clip
attachment on the back. Wallet has window for your permit or ID.



Ideal for any person that carries a concealed weapon.

Concealed Carry Badget & Wallet

This law enforcement quality badge is master crafted..



features a durable high luster finish and a strong clip
attachment on the back. Wallet has window for your permit or ID.



Ideal for any person that carries a concealed weapon.

Concealed Carry Badget & Wallet

This law enforcement quality badge is master crafted..



features a durable high luster finish and a strong clip
attachment on the back. Wallet has window for your permit or ID.



Ideal for any person that carries a concealed weapon.

Concealed Carry Badget & Wallet

This law enforcement quality badge is master crafted..



features a durable high luster finish and a strong clip
attachment on the back. Wallet has window for your permit or ID.



Ideal for any person that carries a concealed weapon.

Concealment Clock

Reliable quartz movement with magnetically latched, hinged fron panels.



Holds a medium to large handgun (up to 8/" x 5/").



Solid wood with rich mahogany stain.



Measures 14 5/8" x 7 3/8" x 3 3/4"



Requires one AA battery (not included)



Picture for illustrative purposes
only to show clock openned and closed.



Contents shown are NOT included



Includes: 1 x Mantel Clock for concealment of valuables

Concealment Clock

Reliable quartz movement with magnetically latched, hinged fron panels.



Holds a medium to large handgun (up to 8/" x 5/").



Solid wood with rich mahogany stain.



Measures 14 5/8" x 7 3/8" x 3 3/4"



Requires one AA battery (not included)



Picture for illustrative purposes
only to show clock openned and closed.



Contents shown are NOT included



Includes: 1 x Mantel Clock for concealment of valuables

Concealment Clock

Reliable quartz movement with magnetically latched, hinged fron panels.



Holds a medium to large handgun (up to 8/" x 5/").



Solid wood with rich mahogany stain.



Measures 14 5/8" x 7 3/8" x 3 3/4"



Requires one AA battery (not included)



Picture for illustrative purposes
only to show clock openned and closed.



Contents shown are NOT included



Includes: 1 x Mantel Clock for concealment of valuables

Concealment Clock

Reliable quartz movement with magnetically latched, hinged fron panels.



Holds a medium to large handgun (up to 8/" x 5/").



Solid wood with rich mahogany stain.



Measures 14 5/8" x 7 3/8" x 3 3/4"



Requires one AA battery (not included)



Picture for illustrative purposes
only to show clock openned and closed.



Contents shown are NOT included



Includes: 1 x Mantel Clock for concealment of valuables

Concealment Clock

Reliable quartz movement with magnetically latched, hinged fron panels.



Holds a medium to large handgun (up to 8/" x 5/").



Solid wood with rich mahogany stain.



Measures 14 5/8" x 7 3/8" x 3 3/4"



Requires one AA battery (not included)



Picture for illustrative purposes
only to show clock openned and closed.



Contents shown are NOT included



Includes: 1 x Mantel Clock for concealment of valuables

Concealment Clock

Reliable quartz movement with magnetically latched, hinged fron panels.



Holds a medium to large handgun (up to 8/" x 5/").



Solid wood with rich mahogany stain.



Measures 14 5/8" x 7 3/8" x 3 3/4"



Requires one AA battery (not included)



Picture for illustrative purposes
only to show clock openned and closed.



Contents shown are NOT included



Includes: 1 x Mantel Clock for concealment of valuables

Jupiter Jack

Some may call you a danger to everyone around you
as you careen through narrow streets and down the freeway, clipping your
fingernails and talking on the phone, but you'd like to think of
yourself as an effective "multi-tasker". And let's be honest, besides
that one questionable incident on the bridge last year when you decided
to alphabetize your CD collection and you ran over something that
resembled a person, your driving record is spotless.



You like
to be productive wherever you are and that's why you own the Jupiter
Jack. The Jupiter Jack allows you to speak on your cell phone
hands-free while you drive, or in this morning's case, complete that
challenging Sudoku puzzle you've been working on for weeks.



And since you purchased your Jupiter Jack, you've never been more
productive in your car. Why just this week you've balanced your
checkbook, learned how to fold a perfect origami dove (challenge level
7), gave yourself a pedicure, learned the complete Thriller dance and
you can even speak Portuguese fluently!



No longer are you one
of those saps that have to use their "hands" to talk on their cell phone
while barreling down the road and weaving in and out of traffic - you
are a Jupiter Jack man and you've got better things to do with your
hands.



Product Description



Jupiter Jack is an easy to use device that turns your car radio
into a hands fee speaker phone. It is easy to use. Simply plug Jupiter
Jack into your cell phone's headset jack and tune your car radio to 99.3
FM and start talking hands free. It's that simple. Jupiter Jack features
a built in microphone that transmits your voice clearly while you hear
your caller's voice clearly through your car's speakers.



Using a cell phone without a hands free device may not be sage and is illegal
in many states. Now you will enjoy clear robust sound that only your car
speaker can provide allowing you to conveniently talk and drive at the
same time. Jupiter Jack works with any cell phone with a headphone jack.
Some phones may require an adapter, the most common of which are
included in the package.


Product Specifications


Easily talk and drive
Adapters Included


Battery Included


Instruction manual enclosed



Jupiter Jack works with any cell phone with a headphone jack. Some phones may require an
adapter, the most common of which are included in this package. For those
rare cases where the enclosed adapters do not fit your cell phone, we
will mail the appropriate adapter to your home for just a small processing fee.



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Jupiter Jack

Some may call you a danger to everyone around you
as you careen through narrow streets and down the freeway, clipping your
fingernails and talking on the phone, but you'd like to think of
yourself as an effective "multi-tasker". And let's be honest, besides
that one questionable incident on the bridge last year when you decided
to alphabetize your CD collection and you ran over something that
resembled a person, your driving record is spotless.



You like
to be productive wherever you are and that's why you own the Jupiter
Jack. The Jupiter Jack allows you to speak on your cell phone
hands-free while you drive, or in this morning's case, complete that
challenging Sudoku puzzle you've been working on for weeks.



And since you purchased your Jupiter Jack, you've never been more
productive in your car. Why just this week you've balanced your
checkbook, learned how to fold a perfect origami dove (challenge level
7), gave yourself a pedicure, learned the complete Thriller dance and
you can even speak Portuguese fluently!



No longer are you one
of those saps that have to use their "hands" to talk on their cell phone
while barreling down the road and weaving in and out of traffic - you
are a Jupiter Jack man and you've got better things to do with your
hands.



Product Description



Jupiter Jack is an easy to use device that turns your car radio
into a hands fee speaker phone. It is easy to use. Simply plug Jupiter
Jack into your cell phone's headset jack and tune your car radio to 99.3
FM and start talking hands free. It's that simple. Jupiter Jack features
a built in microphone that transmits your voice clearly while you hear
your caller's voice clearly through your car's speakers.



Using a cell phone without a hands free device may not be sage and is illegal
in many states. Now you will enjoy clear robust sound that only your car
speaker can provide allowing you to conveniently talk and drive at the
same time. Jupiter Jack works with any cell phone with a headphone jack.
Some phones may require an adapter, the most common of which are
included in the package.


Product Specifications


Easily talk and drive
Adapters Included


Battery Included


Instruction manual enclosed



Jupiter Jack works with any cell phone with a headphone jack. Some phones may require an
adapter, the most common of which are included in this package. For those
rare cases where the enclosed adapters do not fit your cell phone, we
will mail the appropriate adapter to your home for just a small processing fee.



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As Seen On TV Bottle Tops

However, due to time constrains this is the best I got ...
Circa 2005
after a scrumptious Greek Feast filled with soulvaki I found a very
familiar craving pulling at my sweet tooth. This impulse was created
by the sense memory of a chocolaty, chewy, fresh-baked treat that I
have neutered since early childhood. The All-American Chocolate Chip
Cookie. A desert perfect in every way. Now the problem a treat
coinsure like myself runs into on occasion is the quality of such
items. My feelings towards Chocolate Chip Cookies are the same I have
toward Computer equipment. You get what you pay for. I have been
known to shell out as much as two dollars for one cookie.

On
the drive home after making a special trip to an amazing cookie bakery
I have all but devoured three of the six cookies I purchased. I'm not
sure about the rest of you, but I love the idea of having a sweet treat
before I go to bed. My waistline and the women that don't notice me
agree it's most likely a habit I need to quit. However, for my money
it doesn't get better then a sweet desert kiss before bed.

Flash
forward later that night. All of my earthly business has been
accomplished for the day. Only one thing left to do ... Salivating at
the anticipation of my midnight addiction I stammer to my kitchen. I
open the cupboard and find my prize. Ripping into the bag like a child
on Christmas morning I don't pause once I feel the cookie in my mitts.
The first of my three cookies are all but devoured in seconds. Oh the
taste, the wincing sweetness, the unexpected texture. I have
missile-lock on cookie number two. One bite, two bites, gone ... And
at last the third cookie has moments before its
demise.

Contemplating the last savory treat in my hands I become
all so aware of a strange sensation enveloping my hands. It isn't the
cold. Perhaps it's my arms awakening after being leaned after a couple
hours on the computer. No that's not it, because the feeling is
strictly isolated to my hand, not my whole arm. After a moment of
bewilderment my next course of action is to inspect the mystery feeling
in a more lit part of the kitchen

Walking to the kitchen sink I
let my eyes adjust to the bulb illuminating the one part of the
kitchen. Like stepping into the spotlight of some macabre one man show
I look down to see the source of my distress. As my eyes focus I try
to convince myself out of what I'm looking at. Scurrying with mad
frenzy, my hand and wrist is covered with black ants. Not just a
couple of black ants. What could easy add to about 75 microscopic
ants, my hands have turned into a pseudo insect mosh pit.

As I
let out a school-girlish whelp I quickly ran my hands under the now
flowing water of the sink. After properly evacuating the bastards off
my hands, I was left with only one question. Now in retrospect I
should have never asked myself this question. Where did these things
come from?

As quick as I asked the question I immediately wanted
to deny what ultimately would be the truth. I stepped back to the
cupboard and looked into the cookie bag with dramatic flair usually
reserved for the most clich of horror movies. Yes kids, the cookie
bag had about four hundred black ants. At first I wanted to believe
that there might be a chance I could have eaten two sugar infused
treats without ingesting any ants, but common sense told me
better.

I mostly likely consumed five hundred ants in those
first two cookies. How I managed to get them down without noticing
their presence still remains a mystery to me. Lesson learned, always
look at what you're about to eat. Trust me on this one.

And to
protect your open beverages we are proud to present the Bottle
Top.

A plastic adaptor that fastens on top of your soda can to
preserve its integrity.

Helps Avoid Spills.

Fits Most
Beverage Cans.

Just Wash and Re-Use.

Keeps Carbonation
Longer.

Set of 12 with Assorted
Colors.

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Windshield Wonder

When you know what to look for you are sure to find answers for
any questions you might have. I would equate this to a modern age of
palm reading.



First, let's look at the exterior of the car. This examination would
include the make and model of the vehicle. This should be the most
obvious; however, the kind of car someone chooses to drive can be the
most deceptive. If they drive an expensive foreign car the first
expectation would be that the person has a lot of money to invest in a
pricy car. This can be a misnomer in the fact that perhaps they don't
have the money to pay for such a luxury car. Perhaps they are in debt
up to their eyes, and their automobile is an extension of an image they
want to project. A likely symbol of insecurity can be attributed to
this. Then again if the person drives a moderately priced car one would
assume they don't earn much money. This also can be a false judgment
proved to me by the most insightful statement shared to me in my time in
the restaurant business. I would wonder why a person that I knew to
have a mountain of money would tip me so low. It was then explained to
me that the reason they are rich, is because they don't spend their
money. A person with a lot of money will never brag to you about how
much they have.



Second look inside their car to see the shape they keep it in. If it's
in shambles you would asses that the person is lazy and doesn't care if
they are surrounded by trash. However, in another case perhaps the
person is so busy in their day to day life that they literally live out
of their car. Relatively speaking the square footage of the standard
automobile is quite tiny compared to one's dwelling. If most of their
day is spent in the car you can imagine how messy that could get. You
would wonder where keeping your car clean ranks on their hectic
to-do-list of the day. Not to mention if they have kids. Those things
literally vomit trash.



That is just the beginning of the psychology of an individual's car. I
haven't even touched on what bumper stickers and vanity plates are
trying to convey about a person's personality. Politics, sense of
humor, racism, and self-important mumbo jumbo is just the start of the
information people are desperate to exclaim to the world. If you know
how to read the signs literally and figuratively you may be able to peer
into the soul of anyone.



And while you're in there make sure to stock it with the Windshield
Wonder.



Product Description



Makes Cleaning Windshields Fast and Easy!



Cleans and Shines with Plain Water.



Detachable Handle Fits in Glove Box.



Great for Fog and Moisture Removal too!



Pivoting Head with Ergonomic Design.



Includes 16inch Windshield Wonder Handle, Two Microfiber Bonnets, and a
Spray Bottle.



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Bendaroos 200 Pieces

As Blaise
Pascal once observed - the former arrives at its views slowly, but
they are firm and rigid; the latter is endowed with greater flexibility
and applies itself simultaneously to the dive. Ummm yeah.. whatever he
said.

Whenever I think of flexibility - I think of a clip I
once saw on YouTube. Actually, that clip has been embedded deeply into
my memory and was enough of an impetus to cease my couch surfing habits
and join the local class="cloud2">pilates studio (Wednesday evenings - two for one!).
Of course, at this point I merely watch from the wayside. But, it's a
damn good start, I have surmised. href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_2rrxONlLo" class="cloud2">Jump
off that sofa, let's kick it off...

The most flexible mode
of expression is dialogue... so, we will create two disposable
fictitious characters to hopefully (really) function as a stepping stone
to the grand introduction of today's deal of the day ...

Burt:
"So, yeah, it's like Thursday before Christmas, right?"

Ken:
"Yeah yeah course it is... wanna grab a beer to drink in our href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7fC-zwAA70" class="cloud2">Tampa
Bucs sippy cup on the way to Aunt Bev's famous feast?"

Burt:
"What are we waiting for?"

Ken: "Well.. you're gonna drive,
right?"

Burt: "Right. I mean,
rrrrriiiigggghhhhtttt!!"

Ken: "Let's go you fool..."

Burt:
"I've got my keys you ass..."

Ken: "Don't call me names Mr.
Dogbreath!"

Burt: "Do you wanna go or not?"

Ken: "Of
course.. but I think we need to cover up the logos on our sippy cups to
ensure we don't get caught whilst drinking our Corona beers in the car!
The association with football may give us away as a bunch of
alcoholics..."

Burt: "Good point! What do we do
Ken?"

Ken: "The answer is simple Burt. Flexbility my friend.
Flexibility."

Burt: "Have you been watching late night TV
again?"

Ken: "Yes I have.. and I love it. I saw this product
called Bendaroos! They are amazing bendable sticks that you can mould
to any shape or design! We can cover up our sippy cups with amazing
designs... it will be perfect!"

Burt: "Ken ... you are a ****ing
genius!"

And ladies and gentlemen, that is the end of our
transient storytale... however, we do hope you will continue to read
more about this electrifying product (please note - it will not
literally electrocute you.)...

Product
Description

Bendaroos Mega Pack (200 Pieces) - Amazing
Flexible Building Sticks!

Includes:
200 Zoo Animal Bendaroos
10 Traceable Templates
Simple to use fun guide with step
by step instructions on how to make your favorite
creations.

Magical wax over super strong string. They stick and
stay, then lift away for non-stop play! No glue, no stains, no mess.
Use again and again.

Make Bendaroos do almost anything!
Bendaroos always hold their shape .. plus they even unbend to use again
and again.

Bendaroos stick to walls, windows and can decorate
so many things! There's so much you can do when you play with
Bendaroos!





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Blast Knuckles Shocking High 950,000 Voltage

This patented device has a soft rubber skin and is sized to accommodate
all hand sizes. A safety switch is built in and accessible to your
thumb. Once you grab the Knuckle Blaster stun gun you can flip off the
safety and fire with the same hand. No need to use two hands.



Additional Information


Uses 2 Lithium batteries (included FREE).


FREE leather belt holster designed to allow quick access
and deployment of this amazing stun weapon.


One year warranty.



Note: This item cannot ship to HI, MA, MI, NJ, NY, RI, WI, PA.



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Tomato Topsy Turvey

Is it a badge of honor to measure ourselves with the rest of
our knuckle-dragging Cro-Magnon brethren? I speak only from the male
point of view however; I have been accused of being suspiciously in
touch with my feminine side so hopefully I will be able to tap into the
female mindset as well.



Women want to see a bit of themselves in
us. They want to believe, against all odds that no matter how
disgusting we seem to be, we still share a fraction of their delicate
disposition. Whether it is to pause to absorb the beauty of a freshly
blooming flower, or the ability to reason a $400 price tag on a leather
purse. They want us to understand their insanity. No matter how
fabricated or disingenuous, women want us to be as crazy and
disillusioned as them. What? So it's completely acceptable for us to
fake caring? The answer is yes. They don't care how the cow is
slaughtered, they want the burger.



We do it all the time in our
society. We ignore primal reactions for social conventions. It's the
"don't rock the boat" syndrome. It's wanting to plunge an icepic in
your neighbors face for stealing your paper. It's wanting to call
someone a chocolate covered douche bag for not saying "thank you" whilst
opening the door for them. It's wanting to kick the face of the turd
badger bank teller for closing her stupid little venetian blind
partition to the drive-up window one minute till 6:00.



On a primal level we want to do these things. Anarchy is a fun idea.
Especially for disaffected youth at punk rock shows. We suppress these
reflexes for social convention. That and the fear of spending a few
nights in county. On the same token we feign feelings with the same
vigor as we suppress them. Men ask themselves, "How can I make myself
seem sensitive?" This question is utterly ridiculous. From when I was a
young boy, I was encouraged to follow my heart, and be myself. But that
aint gonna help me. It has been proven over and over again. If you
want to get ahead, get paid, or get lucky, you will have to start being
something that every urge in your body rejects. So if you want to seem
more sensitive, buy this "TOPSEY TURVY" Tomato grower thing.
Imagine the first moment when she notices a mini garden hanging from
your window. It says "wow, this guy likes to garden in a convenient and
easy way." I really want to be naked in his presence
now.



Description



Grow Sweet Tomatoes Right Outside your Door!



Hangs on Deck, Balcony or Patio.



Eliminates Hours of Work and Makes Picking Berries Easy.



Grow Organic Too!



Uses gravity as a vertical growing advantage.



Vertical grow bag heats the plant like a greenhouse so
the root system explodes.



Gravity pulls the water and nutrients
directly to the roots.

Simoniz Fix It Pro

Simoniz Fix-It Pro Clear Coat Applicator is a scratch repair filler and sealer that safely removes scratches from your automotive quickly and easily. It works on any car in three easy steps - apply fix it, buff it in and wipe away. This scratch repair pen is non-toxic, permanent, water-resistant and odorless.



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Simoniz Fix It Pro

Simoniz Fix-It Pro Clear Coat Applicator is a scratch repair filler and sealer that safely removes scratches from your automotive quickly and easily. It works on any car in three easy steps - apply fix it, buff it in and wipe away. This scratch repair pen is non-toxic, permanent, water-resistant and odorless.



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Water Jet Power Washer As Seen On TV

The Water Jet is the amazing all-new hose attachment that rusn your ordinary water hose into a high-power washer.


Remove built-up dirt and mold on wood or aluminium siding and concrete foundations.


Easily wash your car, truck, camper or boat and tackle dirty wheels and rims.


Blast weeds and grime from brick and concrete patios, pool decks and driveways.


Safely reach 2nd story windows and remove wasp nests from a distance.


Bulky pressure washers are expensive, heavy and use gas or electricity. The Water Jet's clever design uses a controlled flow to build a powerful jet stream right from your garden hose. The Water Jet is your easy, economical solution for tough outdoor problems.

Water Jet Power Washer As Seen On TV

The Water Jet is the amazing all-new hose attachment that rusn your ordinary water hose into a high-power washer.


Remove built-up dirt and mold on wood or aluminium siding and concrete foundations.


Easily wash your car, truck, camper or boat and tackle dirty wheels and rims.


Blast weeds and grime from brick and concrete patios, pool decks and driveways.


Safely reach 2nd story windows and remove wasp nests from a distance.


Bulky pressure washers are expensive, heavy and use gas or electricity. The Water Jet's clever design uses a controlled flow to build a powerful jet stream right from your garden hose. The Water Jet is your easy, economical solution for tough outdoor problems.

Water Jet Power Washer As Seen On TV

The Water Jet is the amazing all-new hose attachment that rusn your ordinary water hose into a high-power washer.


Remove built-up dirt and mold on wood or aluminium siding and concrete foundations.


Easily wash your car, truck, camper or boat and tackle dirty wheels and rims.


Blast weeds and grime from brick and concrete patios, pool decks and driveways.


Safely reach 2nd story windows and remove wasp nests from a distance.


Bulky pressure washers are expensive, heavy and use gas or electricity. The Water Jet's clever design uses a controlled flow to build a powerful jet stream right from your garden hose. The Water Jet is your easy, economical solution for tough outdoor problems.

Water Jet Power Washer As Seen On TV

The Water Jet is the amazing all-new hose attachment that rusn your ordinary water hose into a high-power washer.


Remove built-up dirt and mold on wood or aluminium siding and concrete foundations.


Easily wash your car, truck, camper or boat and tackle dirty wheels and rims.


Blast weeds and grime from brick and concrete patios, pool decks and driveways.


Safely reach 2nd story windows and remove wasp nests from a distance.


Bulky pressure washers are expensive, heavy and use gas or electricity. The Water Jet's clever design uses a controlled flow to build a powerful jet stream right from your garden hose. The Water Jet is your easy, economical solution for tough outdoor problems.

Water Jet Power Washer As Seen On TV

The Water Jet is the amazing all-new hose attachment that rusn your ordinary water hose into a high-power washer.


Remove built-up dirt and mold on wood or aluminium siding and concrete foundations.


Easily wash your car, truck, camper or boat and tackle dirty wheels and rims.


Blast weeds and grime from brick and concrete patios, pool decks and driveways.


Safely reach 2nd story windows and remove wasp nests from a distance.


Bulky pressure washers are expensive, heavy and use gas or electricity. The Water Jet's clever design uses a controlled flow to build a powerful jet stream right from your garden hose. The Water Jet is your easy, economical solution for tough outdoor problems.