Authentic Black Passport Case $2.97

The perfect travel companion; a passport case that will hold and protect
all of your travel documents in one place. No more searching in
pockets, purse, luggage, etc for your documents.



Features



Five credit card pockets



Interior lined with clear plastic to show passport without taking it out



Protect all of your documents and credit cards in one location



Passport size: 4.5 inches wide x 6 inches tall



Padded flaps to add additional comfort while carrying the passport case



Black case with gold passport emblem and lettering




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Deet Free Bugband $1.97

They buzz. They bite. From mosquitoes and horn flies to gnats and
no-see-ums, insects are far more than just pesky inconveniences. Leaving
yourself and your family unprotected against blood-feeding bugs simply
isn’t an option.



Introducing the next generation of protection. BugBand®
products are a proven, effective alternative to synthetic traditional
pesticides, protecting children and adults from biting insects while
avoiding the risks associated with irritating chemicals. BugBand is not
only a safer choice, it’s more effective. Geraniol, the plant-based
active ingredient in BugBand, is a proven repellent.



BugBand insect repellent is available in several forms,
including wristbands (for everyday use) and pump spray and towelettes
(for heavier-duty applications), as well as a variety of commercial
applications. Whether you’re gardening, playing in the backyard,
picnicking, hunting, fishing, camping, hiking, golfing, or working
outdoors – including everyone from police and fire personnel to road,
utility and lawn-care crews, to employees at refining plants – BugBand’s
pleasant-scented Geraniol insect repellent vapors create an invisible
shield that protects you from pests.



It’s an alternative that families can feel good about.



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Charlie Sport 4 Piece Luggage Black Set $99.97

Product Description



28" Upright case


24" Upright case


20" Upright case


19" Duffel bag


Constructed of 600D print polyester, full lining


EVA foamed front face panel


Inside trolley system, integrated honey comb frame


Expandable feature adds extra packing capacity


Push-button locking handle system allows easy one hand operation


In-line skate with metal ball bearing wheel system


2 big front pocket


1 big back pocket with ID tag


Lightweight



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Charlie Sport Tag

Tape Measurer with LED Flashlight $4.97

If it were scientifically possible to fit 2 items in 1, the result may actually
split the fabric of the space-time continuum. (In all honesty,
everything I know about the space-time continuum I learned from Back to
the Future.) However, this idea has not hindered the idea and
propagation of 2-in-1 products. What is it about 2-in-1 shampoo
conditioner, Multi-poos, and suicide soft drinks that fascinate our
culture? Convenience? Innovation? Nay, I say that what makes this
idea great, is the idea that the idea of purity is overrated.



Puritanism, the foundation of America has run its course. Just
ask those fringe radical hate groups. Or the teenagers in Wasilla,
Alaska. Innovation cannot sustain itself on the idea of improving the
same item without introducing new ingredients. It's the basic law of
genealogy. Spread the seed. Lord knows I have personally taken this
idea to a new level of perversion. And I have the restraining orders to
prove it. Anyways I digress. Symbiosis between effective agents will
inspire innovation. If only the American car companies and their Unions
would take this to heart. However, with innovation comes the
inevitability of reward. Or in this case, cash. Mo Money Mo problems.



Everything good has been invented. Everything said has been
said better already. Everything written John Grisham has already
published. If you want something new, not necessarily better, start
mixing it up. And therein lies the paradox. Adding 2 old things and
calling them new is an illusion. It's just the convenience and utter
joy of having consumed two or more things at once. This should be our
country's new motto. "America ... consuming two or more things at once."
It should be printed on the flag, right below the Made in China
stamp.



Introducing the awesomeness of two super-convenient tools.
Ever wanted to have a measuring competition with your friend in the
dark? Ever wanted to squeeze a bit more time on the roof to avoid your
family? We have your product.



Product Description



The Protocol 2 in 1 Measuring Tape with LED Flashlight.



16 feet retractable locking steel tape.



Built in 3 LED flashlight



Rugged construction , non-slip grip



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ZapLight - Electric Stun Gun & LED Flashlight $29.97

It's an actual flashlight with 6 ultra-bright LED bulbs, but its also a
stun gun with an unheard of 1-million-volt charge that will knock down
any attacker. They'll think its just a flashlight until its too late.
It's even rechargeable and includes 120v/60Hz wall charger.



Additional Information



Shocking 1 million volts!


Built-in high endurance Ni-MH rechargeable battery


6 ultra bright LED bulbs, shines over 5 hours per charge


Includes 120v/60Hz wall charger



Note: This item cannot ship to HI, MA, MI, NJ, NY, RI, WI, PA.





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Blast Knuckles Shocking High 950,000 Voltage $41.97

This patented device has a soft rubber skin and is sized to accommodate
all hand sizes. A safety switch is built in and accessible to your
thumb. Once you grab the Knuckle Blaster stun gun you can flip off the
safety and fire with the same hand. No need to use two hands.



Additional Information


Uses 2 Lithium batteries (included FREE).


FREE leather belt holster designed to allow quick access
and deployment of this amazing stun weapon.


One year warranty.



Note: This item cannot ship to HI, MA, MI, NJ, NY, RI, WI, PA.



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Intex Mega Chill $12.97

DIAMETER: 31"


MADE OF: 16 gauge Vinyl which prevents from water getting inside


INCLUDES: Repair patch and shelf box


HOLDS: 24 cans plus ice and has 6 external cup holders


Two heavy duty handles for easy carrying



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Intex Mega Chill $12.97

DIAMETER: 31"


MADE OF: 16 gauge Vinyl which prevents from water getting inside


INCLUDES: Repair patch and shelf box


HOLDS: 24 cans plus ice and has 6 external cup holders


Two heavy duty handles for easy carrying



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Intex Challenger K1 Kayak $69.97

They come with 84" aluminum oars and a high-output hand pump. Hard
plastic skegs on the underside of the kayak (similar to the underside of
a surfboard) provide directional control so you can be sure you'll get
where you want to go. The kayaks feature inflatable seats with
backrests, inflatable I-beam floors, grab lines on both ends, and U.S.
Coast Guard I.D.



Additional Information

Sporty graphics for high visibility

Low-profile for lakes and mild rivers

Streamlined design for easy padding

Cockpit designed for comfort and space

Rugged vinyl construction



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Jupiter Jack $6.97

Some may call you a danger to everyone around you
as you careen through narrow streets and down the freeway, clipping your
fingernails and talking on the phone, but you'd like to think of
yourself as an effective "multi-tasker". And let's be honest, besides
that one questionable incident on the bridge last year when you decided
to alphabetize your CD collection and you ran over something that
resembled a person, your driving record is spotless.



You like
to be productive wherever you are and that's why you own the Jupiter
Jack. The Jupiter Jack allows you to speak on your cell phone
hands-free while you drive, or in this morning's case, complete that
challenging Sudoku puzzle you've been working on for weeks.



And since you purchased your Jupiter Jack, you've never been more
productive in your car. Why just this week you've balanced your
checkbook, learned how to fold a perfect origami dove (challenge level
7), gave yourself a pedicure, learned the complete Thriller dance and
you can even speak Portuguese fluently!



No longer are you one
of those saps that have to use their "hands" to talk on their cell phone
while barreling down the road and weaving in and out of traffic - you
are a Jupiter Jack man and you've got better things to do with your
hands.



Product Description



Jupiter Jack is an easy to use device that turns your car radio
into a hands fee speaker phone. It is easy to use. Simply plug Jupiter
Jack into your cell phone's headset jack and tune your car radio to 99.3
FM and start talking hands free. It's that simple. Jupiter Jack features
a built in microphone that transmits your voice clearly while you hear
your caller's voice clearly through your car's speakers.



Using a cell phone without a hands free device may not be sage and is illegal
in many states. Now you will enjoy clear robust sound that only your car
speaker can provide allowing you to conveniently talk and drive at the
same time. Jupiter Jack works with any cell phone with a headphone jack.
Some phones may require an adapter, the most common of which are
included in the package.


Product Specifications


Easily talk and drive
Adapters Included


Battery Included


Instruction manual enclosed



Jupiter Jack works with any cell phone with a headphone jack. Some phones may require an
adapter, the most common of which are included in this package. For those
rare cases where the enclosed adapters do not fit your cell phone, we
will mail the appropriate adapter to your home for just a small processing fee.



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As Seen On TV The Original Dreamie $11.97

The Original Dreamie is the "Why didn’t I think of that Invention of the
Year". Now you can have soft comfortable bedding no matter where you
lounge or sleep. Dreamie has a built in Pillow pocket so that Pillow
never slips away and is perfect for travelers who want to bring their
own bedding with them. DREAMIE is light and fits in any travel bag.



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It's not a sheet, not a blanket, its the original DREAMIE!


Great for sleepovers, college students, campers and travelers


Made from durable Poly-Sateen


Why make a bed when you can roll out a Dreamie instead!



Great for...



Hotels


On the chair


On the couch


In the car


Airplanes



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RED Lipstick Pepper Spray $7.97

This attractive lipstick case is sure to deceive and ward off potential
attackers. Pretend you need to freshen your lipstick and POW! This 3/4
oz. canister contains 20 half-second sprays with range of 10 ft.




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Smokeeze Cigarette Filters (6 Pack) $10.97

Smokeeze cigarette filters are essential for those who simply cannot
quiet smoking. Each filter reduces tar and nicotine without changing
the taste of your cigarette. Many users have reported reduced morning
couch and easier breathing. After only a few weeks of use you'll see
why we call Smokeeze cigarette filters... "The Next Best Thing to
Quitting."



Additional Features



One Smokeeze cigarette filter is good for up to 4-5 cigarettes!


Each box contains 30 filters, enough to filter up to 7+ packs of cigarettes.


Smokeeze cigarette filters are sized to fit regular cigarettes only and are not for use with "slim" cigarettes.




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Intex Challenger K1 Kayak $69.97

They come with 84" aluminum oars and a high-output hand pump. Hard
plastic skegs on the underside of the kayak (similar to the underside of
a surfboard) provide directional control so you can be sure you'll get
where you want to go. The kayaks feature inflatable seats with
backrests, inflatable I-beam floors, grab lines on both ends, and U.S.
Coast Guard I.D.



Additional Information

Sporty graphics for high visibility

Low-profile for lakes and mild rivers

Streamlined design for easy padding

Cockpit designed for comfort and space

Rugged vinyl construction



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Downy Inflatable Queen Size Bed $17.97

Technology has allowed us to be as self-sufficient as possible. The comforts of living no longer involve
the participation of another soul. I am proof-positive of this fact.



I actually put this theory to the test this last
weekend. I was convinced that my weekend could be void of any other
human interaction and still leave me content. The results were
astounding. I managed to be able to stay in the comforts of my home,
and not find a dull moment for forty-eight hours. I actually was quite
surprised at the results. How could a person be void of contact for
such a long period and not feel a tinge of anxiety? I attribute this
state of being to a few things.



First, the advent of HD television programming has reinvigorated the TV watching
experience. No longer lost in seas of grain and fuzz, the pictures
available now are remarkable. Don't believe me? Just for snot and
giggles, switch over to a regular broadcast of a football game after you
have been watching in HD. You will see the truth. The powers that be
have actually found a way for Americans to watch more TV.



Second, the internet and the gaming culture have forever
changed the rules. If you play "World of Warcraft" you know exactly
what I mean. If you don't, just imagine a game that never ends. Now
imagine a place where there are millions of other "real" people that are
playing along with you. It's an utterly brilliant concept. Somehow
technology has convinced me to keep on playing a game that never ends
with the added catch of charging me monthly for the privilege. It has
been five years now, and I'm still not sick of it.



Lastly, I attribute my single relationship status as a key
component to my theory. I don't have any silly commitments to honor. I
don't have friends that used to fill my days with joy calling me for
human interaction. Did I give up on them, or did they give up on me?



Maybe it isn't so much being content, but perhaps
it's more of a surrender to apathy. It's a comfortable blanket that
makes injustice easier to tolerate. All the lights, bells, and whistles
that make you feel in control do anything but. I am at the mercy of
technology blindness. As much as the ostrich enjoys shutting out the
world in a hole custom made for its head, I enjoy the same facade.
Except, my hole is air conditioned.



So why not invite someone to crash on your floor like the old days.



Product Description



Introducing the Intex Classic Downy Bed<




Queen Size 60in x 80in



Made for the Home.



Wave beam construction for extra comfort.



Durable waterproof flocked top.



2 in 1 valve allows for easy inflation and deflation.



Quality tested high-grade vinyl.



Great for guests, camping and sleepovers.



Quick, free flow deflation.



Folds for easy, compact storage.



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Pocket Mini Guitar Hero $5.97

Today at ZooBlu we are all sick with the flu and our collective creative mojo has been temporarily castrated ... not to worry, because the symptoms resemble HPTA shutdown from steroid usage - and a hefty dosage of vitamin C(lomid) can get everything working again ...

So, taking that into consideration - our verbal patter today will be along the lines of educating you using a bitesize few paragraphs on the history of Rock 'n' Roll ...

It is a genre of popular music originated in the US during the late 1940's - primarily from a combination of blues, country music, gospel music. The term is pretty much synonymous with rock music.

The social effects of Rock and Roll were worldwide and massive - influencing lifestyles, fashion, movies, attitudes and language .. and then giving birth to many other derivative styles including psychedelic rock, progressive rock, glam rock, alternative rock, punk and heavy metal.

Classic rock and roll is usually played with one or two electric guitars (one lead, one rhythm), a string bass, an electric bass guitar and a drum kit!

So taking that into consideration - we have a miniature pocket-sized Guitar Hero Game for you to practice and get into the Rock 'n' Roll lifestyle ... let it riff!

Product Description

Playable Guitar Hero pocket-sized game based on the Monster video game! It really works and has 10 jaw dropping track segments. The song selection is based on the best from Guitar Hero and Guitar Hero II. Three levels of play! Press the button to lay down the on-screen notes. The better you play, the higher you score. Difficultly level increases with more complex riffs.

Foldable neck for portability.

LCD screen.

Whammy bar for long notes.

5 wav tone "note" buttons.

Carabiner clip.

Uses 3 AAA batteries. Not included.

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Intex Ultra Lounge with Ottoman $23.97

Space-saving Intex Ultra Lounge with Ottoman goes anywhere you do and
sets up in minutes! The ideal solution for extra seating in dorm room,
rec room, apartment, condo, kids' rooms and more, Ultra Lounge lets you
kick back and relax in total body-cradling comfort. And because both
pieces are crafted from quality-tested 20.8 gauge waterproof flocked top
and sides and a rugged 15 gauge PVC bottom, it'll provide comfort for
years to come. Features 2-in-1 valve system for fast inflating and
deflating and convenient built-in cup holder.



Chair is 40" x 50" x 30".


Ottoman measures 25" x 11".



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Slim Clip $7.97

From Credit Cards to Cash, You'll Always Find it Fast



Patent pending double-sided grip tight clips that securely hold
up to 30 bills on one side, & 6 credit cards on the other.



Slim Clips have special raised edges and locking clips, so you can shake all you want & nothing will ever fall out.



Made from durable stainless steel. * Sleek & ultra thin.



Fits easily in your pocket, bag or purse.



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Snuggies (Two Pack) + Booklights $16.97

Cos he ain't looking none too pleased at being invited to blow out of
our dump "toute suite". Picture this ... his funky vampire tee shirt
from The Zombie blah-blah company is covered in the drippings from creme
brulee ice-cream, slathered with dark chocolate sauce. Yep! You guessed
it. One of the side-effects of vegging out in front of the TV. Yummee,
you might say, but not if you could see this Mr. Grumpy in his crumpled,
khaki pants. "Hear me out, Dude! Don't you go getting so bent out of
shape!! Ah'm not askin' you to get "suited and booted", as our ol' limey
friends would say ... just get your ass off the sofa, into the chevy and
let's mosey into our downtown movie theatre to see the latest spooky
blockbuster - wahoo!!" I can really turn it on, when I'm being
persuasive, as you have probably noticed.



Dang! Much to mah
surprise, mah meat and potatoes (as well as ice-cream!!) pal has seen
the light and is busy cleaning up ready for our downtown sortie. Next
thing, we're clambering into the chevy and high-speed motoring all the
way along the freeway. After all, we don't want to miss the openers, do
we? Well, on arrival at the movie theater car park, there I am
attempting to park up and pay for our movie tickets - ain't I a generous
guy? - when mah buddy suddenly wigged out on me. "Heck! What are we
doing here? This is the most icy cold movie theatre in town! You know
this. It's more like a morgue! Ah wanna split and go home!! Ah ain't
freezin' ma xxxx off for anyone, pal!" This is when I call upon mah
"piece de resistance" ( or something similar!) and reassure mah pal that
I ain't about to clip him.



"Lookee here, Dude" as I pull out
two of the most warm and snuggly-looking blankets (aptly named Snuggie)
you have ever seen with ... Yep! You guessed it ... with sleeves in the
most macho, deep royal blue colour and the most feminine pink colour.
"You just get yourself covered up and snuggled down with this
super-duper blanket (with sleeves) for the movie. How's about that for
your first dinky Christmas present from moi?" Well, dudes, ah just wish
you could be here to see the xxxx-eating grin on mah pal's face ... he
had the last laugh!! His Snuggie was the royal blue one, while I
disappeared right under the pink Snuggie. Don't ya sometimes wish you
had taken your girl-friend? Don't get me wrong....a Snuggie is a Snuggie
no matter what the colour. It is Christmas after all. Go for what you
know ...



Product Description



Perfect for:



Traveling in the Car



Night Time Pub Crawls



Chilly Office Buildings



Sporting Events



Cold Movie Theatres



And much, much more!



Available in 2 Great Colours:



Royal Blue

Bright Pink



Your Package includes:



2 Snuggie Blankets at $19.99 each



Plus 2 Book Lights (Free Bonuses)





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Jupiter Jack $6.97

Some may call you a danger to everyone around you
as you careen through narrow streets and down the freeway, clipping your
fingernails and talking on the phone, but you'd like to think of
yourself as an effective "multi-tasker". And let's be honest, besides
that one questionable incident on the bridge last year when you decided
to alphabetize your CD collection and you ran over something that
resembled a person, your driving record is spotless.



You like
to be productive wherever you are and that's why you own the Jupiter
Jack. The Jupiter Jack allows you to speak on your cell phone
hands-free while you drive, or in this morning's case, complete that
challenging Sudoku puzzle you've been working on for weeks.



And since you purchased your Jupiter Jack, you've never been more
productive in your car. Why just this week you've balanced your
checkbook, learned how to fold a perfect origami dove (challenge level
7), gave yourself a pedicure, learned the complete Thriller dance and
you can even speak Portuguese fluently!



No longer are you one
of those saps that have to use their "hands" to talk on their cell phone
while barreling down the road and weaving in and out of traffic - you
are a Jupiter Jack man and you've got better things to do with your
hands.



Product Description



Jupiter Jack is an easy to use device that turns your car radio
into a hands fee speaker phone. It is easy to use. Simply plug Jupiter
Jack into your cell phone's headset jack and tune your car radio to 99.3
FM and start talking hands free. It's that simple. Jupiter Jack features
a built in microphone that transmits your voice clearly while you hear
your caller's voice clearly through your car's speakers.



Using a cell phone without a hands free device may not be sage and is illegal
in many states. Now you will enjoy clear robust sound that only your car
speaker can provide allowing you to conveniently talk and drive at the
same time. Jupiter Jack works with any cell phone with a headphone jack.
Some phones may require an adapter, the most common of which are
included in the package.


Product Specifications


Easily talk and drive
Adapters Included


Battery Included


Instruction manual enclosed



Jupiter Jack works with any cell phone with a headphone jack. Some phones may require an
adapter, the most common of which are included in this package. For those
rare cases where the enclosed adapters do not fit your cell phone, we
will mail the appropriate adapter to your home for just a small processing fee.



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Deet Free Bugband $2.97

They buzz. They bite. From mosquitoes and horn flies to gnats and
no-see-ums, insects are far more than just pesky inconveniences. Leaving
yourself and your family unprotected against blood-feeding bugs simply
isn’t an option.



Introducing the next generation of protection. BugBand®
products are a proven, effective alternative to synthetic traditional
pesticides, protecting children and adults from biting insects while
avoiding the risks associated with irritating chemicals. BugBand is not
only a safer choice, it’s more effective. Geraniol, the plant-based
active ingredient in BugBand, is a proven repellent.



BugBand insect repellent is available in several forms,
including wristbands (for everyday use) and pump spray and towelettes
(for heavier-duty applications), as well as a variety of commercial
applications. Whether you’re gardening, playing in the backyard,
picnicking, hunting, fishing, camping, hiking, golfing, or working
outdoors – including everyone from police and fire personnel to road,
utility and lawn-care crews, to employees at refining plants – BugBand’s
pleasant-scented Geraniol insect repellent vapors create an invisible
shield that protects you from pests.



It’s an alternative that families can feel good about.



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Charlie Sport 4 Piece Luggage Blue & Black Set $114.97

Product Description



28" Upright case


24" Upright case


20" Upright case


19" Duffel bag


Constructed of 600D print polyester, full lining


EVA foamed front face panel


Inside trolley system, integrated honey comb frame


Expandable feature adds extra packing capacity


Push-button locking handle system allows easy one hand operation


In-line skate with metal ball bearing wheel system


2 big front pocket


1 big back pocket with ID tag


Lightweight



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Tape Measurer with LED Flashlight $8.97

If it were scientifically possible to fit 2 items in 1, the result may actually
split the fabric of the space-time continuum. (In all honesty,
everything I know about the space-time continuum I learned from Back to
the Future.) However, this idea has not hindered the idea and
propagation of 2-in-1 products. What is it about 2-in-1 shampoo
conditioner, Multi-poos, and suicide soft drinks that fascinate our
culture? Convenience? Innovation? Nay, I say that what makes this
idea great, is the idea that the idea of purity is overrated.



Puritanism, the foundation of America has run its course. Just
ask those fringe radical hate groups. Or the teenagers in Wasilla,
Alaska. Innovation cannot sustain itself on the idea of improving the
same item without introducing new ingredients. It's the basic law of
genealogy. Spread the seed. Lord knows I have personally taken this
idea to a new level of perversion. And I have the restraining orders to
prove it. Anyways I digress. Symbiosis between effective agents will
inspire innovation. If only the American car companies and their Unions
would take this to heart. However, with innovation comes the
inevitability of reward. Or in this case, cash. Mo Money Mo problems.



Everything good has been invented. Everything said has been
said better already. Everything written John Grisham has already
published. If you want something new, not necessarily better, start
mixing it up. And therein lies the paradox. Adding 2 old things and
calling them new is an illusion. It's just the convenience and utter
joy of having consumed two or more things at once. This should be our
country's new motto. "America ... consuming two or more things at once."
It should be printed on the flag, right below the Made in China
stamp.



Introducing the awesomeness of two super-convenient tools.
Ever wanted to have a measuring competition with your friend in the
dark? Ever wanted to squeeze a bit more time on the roof to avoid your
family? We have your product.



Product Description



The Protocol 2 in 1 Measuring Tape with LED Flashlight.



16 feet retractable locking steel tape.



Built in 3 LED flashlight



Rugged construction , non-slip grip



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As Seen On TV Grater Plater $4.97

Product Features




* Grate cheese with ease



* Puree garlic fast and easy



* The best ginger grater



* Hardened tempered ceramic design that never dulls



* Triple glazed so nothing sticks



* Add some olive oil and herbs, and it becomes a dipping plate



* Use it for baking, chocolate, cinnamon, even coconut



* Pass it around the dinner table and grate as you go




Offer Includes




*Grater Plater


*Roll N Peel


*Gathering Brush



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Eliminator BLACK Pepper Spray Key Chain $7.97

Eliminator Pepper Spray 1/2oz Canister only. This pepper spray is used
and tested by Law Enforcement Agencies worldwide - this is the perfect
personal defense item because it is effective and non-lethal. It has a
dye that marks the attacker for positive ID. It has an effective range
of 12 to 15 ft.



PEPPER SPRAY LAWS



States Where Pepper Sprays are Restricted



New York: New York residents may only purchase defense sprays from
licensed Firearms Dealers or licensed Pharmacists in that state.



Massachusetts: Massachusetts residents may only purchase defense sprays
from licensed Firearms Dealers in that state.



States Where Pepper Sprays Have Some Restrictions



Michigan: OC Pepper spray can be no stronger then a 2% concentrate
(Different companies can sell different concentrations.) CS is the only
Tear Gas accepted and can be no larger then 35 grams per can. No
combination spray allowed.



Wisconsin: Pepper only. No Tear gas, UV Dye or combination sprays. OC
can be no stronger then a 10% solution. Can must be between 15-60 grams
only. Must have safety feature.



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Downy Inflatable Queen Size Bed $17.97

Technology has allowed us to be as self-sufficient as possible. The comforts of living no longer involve
the participation of another soul. I am proof-positive of this fact.



I actually put this theory to the test this last
weekend. I was convinced that my weekend could be void of any other
human interaction and still leave me content. The results were
astounding. I managed to be able to stay in the comforts of my home,
and not find a dull moment for forty-eight hours. I actually was quite
surprised at the results. How could a person be void of contact for
such a long period and not feel a tinge of anxiety? I attribute this
state of being to a few things.



First, the advent of HD television programming has reinvigorated the TV watching
experience. No longer lost in seas of grain and fuzz, the pictures
available now are remarkable. Don't believe me? Just for snot and
giggles, switch over to a regular broadcast of a football game after you
have been watching in HD. You will see the truth. The powers that be
have actually found a way for Americans to watch more TV.



Second, the internet and the gaming culture have forever
changed the rules. If you play "World of Warcraft" you know exactly
what I mean. If you don't, just imagine a game that never ends. Now
imagine a place where there are millions of other "real" people that are
playing along with you. It's an utterly brilliant concept. Somehow
technology has convinced me to keep on playing a game that never ends
with the added catch of charging me monthly for the privilege. It has
been five years now, and I'm still not sick of it.



Lastly, I attribute my single relationship status as a key
component to my theory. I don't have any silly commitments to honor. I
don't have friends that used to fill my days with joy calling me for
human interaction. Did I give up on them, or did they give up on me?



Maybe it isn't so much being content, but perhaps
it's more of a surrender to apathy. It's a comfortable blanket that
makes injustice easier to tolerate. All the lights, bells, and whistles
that make you feel in control do anything but. I am at the mercy of
technology blindness. As much as the ostrich enjoys shutting out the
world in a hole custom made for its head, I enjoy the same facade.
Except, my hole is air conditioned.



So why not invite someone to crash on your floor like the old days.



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Wave beam construction for extra comfort.



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2 in 1 valve allows for easy inflation and deflation.



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Great for guests, camping and sleepovers.



Quick, free flow deflation.



Folds for easy, compact storage.



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Charlie Sport 4 Piece Luggage Black Set $110.97

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28" Upright case


24" Upright case


20" Upright case


19" Duffel bag


Constructed of 600D print polyester, full lining


EVA foamed front face panel


Inside trolley system, integrated honey comb frame


Expandable feature adds extra packing capacity


Push-button locking handle system allows easy one hand operation


In-line skate with metal ball bearing wheel system


2 big front pocket


1 big back pocket with ID tag


Lightweight



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As Seen On TV Thera Pen $5.97

To be discreet is to suggest that your actions are socially unacceptable, and should be hidden away from easily offensible eyes. And one thing that really boils my peanuts is the idea of social convention for the sake of saving feelings. It’s these artificial rules created by a nameless authority that everyone follows without question. We have had these behavior modifiers ingrained in us so much that it wouldn’t surprise me that future Americans will be born with these instincts out of the womb.



I say Americans, because in terms of being “Politically Correct”, and “Socially Acceptable”, Americans corner the market. I suppose it’s our Puritan roots that has taught us to behave this way. And without question seem to be fine with these archaic traditions. It’s the idea of not standing out that bothers me. It’s the idea of following the norm that gets under my skin. As a proud American, I revel in the fact that the greatest innovations the world has ever seen has come from this country. Ideas, art, philosophy, technology has been challenged and continues to be perfected in this country. However, social conventions have been gripped so tight that liberty itself has lost meaning to us. If we look to our European Brethren we see a ground swell in the liberation of conservative thinking. And everyone seems to be the happier for it.



I won’t make judgments on the values of conservative thinking. However liberty and freedom are values I hold true to my heart. A lot of talking heads on the right will coin these terms for themselves. But if you really look at the core of these terms they tend to lean to a more open-minded way of thinking. And open-mindedness is not a way I would describe the conservative right.



Reject the ideas that your ideas and body are wrong or immoral.



Embrace social chaos at least once a day.



Stray from the pact and push innovation with your behavior.



Accept everyone as brothers however flawed social conventions teach you to believe.



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Blast Knuckles Shocking High 950,000 Voltage $41.97

This patented device has a soft rubber skin and is sized to accommodate
all hand sizes. A safety switch is built in and accessible to your
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Uses 2 Lithium batteries (included FREE).


FREE leather belt holster designed to allow quick access
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Paul and Taylor Travel Wallet $18.97

Description: Leather Travel Wallet by Paul & Taylor. This travel wallet
is made from finest quality leather and will hold currency, credit
cards, passport, checks, airline tickets, keys and more. When closed,
the wallet measures 5 x 9.5 inches. Complete with passport holder, three
different compartments for currency or papers, ten credit card pockets,
I.D. window, key or change holder with snap closure, and a boarding pass
pocket on the backside. All items are kept safe inside with a zippered
closure. A great travel item and an outstanding gift.



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Will hold currency, cards, passport, checks, tickets and more!



Real genuine leather



ID window



All items kept safe with zippered closure



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Paul and Taylor Travel Wallet $18.97

Description: Leather Travel Wallet by Paul & Taylor. This travel wallet
is made from finest quality leather and will hold currency, credit
cards, passport, checks, airline tickets, keys and more. When closed,
the wallet measures 5 x 9.5 inches. Complete with passport holder, three
different compartments for currency or papers, ten credit card pockets,
I.D. window, key or change holder with snap closure, and a boarding pass
pocket on the backside. All items are kept safe inside with a zippered
closure. A great travel item and an outstanding gift.



Product Description



Will hold currency, cards, passport, checks, tickets and more!



Real genuine leather



ID window



All items kept safe with zippered closure



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Paul and Taylor Travel Wallet $18.97

Description: Leather Travel Wallet by Paul & Taylor. This travel wallet
is made from finest quality leather and will hold currency, credit
cards, passport, checks, airline tickets, keys and more. When closed,
the wallet measures 5 x 9.5 inches. Complete with passport holder, three
different compartments for currency or papers, ten credit card pockets,
I.D. window, key or change holder with snap closure, and a boarding pass
pocket on the backside. All items are kept safe inside with a zippered
closure. A great travel item and an outstanding gift.



Product Description



Will hold currency, cards, passport, checks, tickets and more!



Real genuine leather



ID window



All items kept safe with zippered closure



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Smokeeze Cigarette Filters (6 Pack) $10.97

Smokeeze cigarette filters are essential for those who simply cannot
quiet smoking. Each filter reduces tar and nicotine without changing
the taste of your cigarette. Many users have reported reduced morning
couch and easier breathing. After only a few weeks of use you'll see
why we call Smokeeze cigarette filters... "The Next Best Thing to
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One Smokeeze cigarette filter is good for up to 4-5 cigarettes!


Each box contains 30 filters, enough to filter up to 7+ packs of cigarettes.


Smokeeze cigarette filters are sized to fit regular cigarettes only and are not for use with "slim" cigarettes.




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Smokeeze Cigarette Filters (6 Pack) $10.97

Smokeeze cigarette filters are essential for those who simply cannot
quiet smoking. Each filter reduces tar and nicotine without changing
the taste of your cigarette. Many users have reported reduced morning
couch and easier breathing. After only a few weeks of use you'll see
why we call Smokeeze cigarette filters... "The Next Best Thing to
Quitting."



Additional Features



One Smokeeze cigarette filter is good for up to 4-5 cigarettes!


Each box contains 30 filters, enough to filter up to 7+ packs of cigarettes.


Smokeeze cigarette filters are sized to fit regular cigarettes only and are not for use with "slim" cigarettes.




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Windshield Wonder $7.97

When you know what to look for you are sure to find answers for
any questions you might have. I would equate this to a modern age of
palm reading.



First, let's look at the exterior of the car. This examination would
include the make and model of the vehicle. This should be the most
obvious; however, the kind of car someone chooses to drive can be the
most deceptive. If they drive an expensive foreign car the first
expectation would be that the person has a lot of money to invest in a
pricy car. This can be a misnomer in the fact that perhaps they don't
have the money to pay for such a luxury car. Perhaps they are in debt
up to their eyes, and their automobile is an extension of an image they
want to project. A likely symbol of insecurity can be attributed to
this. Then again if the person drives a moderately priced car one would
assume they don't earn much money. This also can be a false judgment
proved to me by the most insightful statement shared to me in my time in
the restaurant business. I would wonder why a person that I knew to
have a mountain of money would tip me so low. It was then explained to
me that the reason they are rich, is because they don't spend their
money. A person with a lot of money will never brag to you about how
much they have.



Second look inside their car to see the shape they keep it in. If it's
in shambles you would asses that the person is lazy and doesn't care if
they are surrounded by trash. However, in another case perhaps the
person is so busy in their day to day life that they literally live out
of their car. Relatively speaking the square footage of the standard
automobile is quite tiny compared to one's dwelling. If most of their
day is spent in the car you can imagine how messy that could get. You
would wonder where keeping your car clean ranks on their hectic
to-do-list of the day. Not to mention if they have kids. Those things
literally vomit trash.



That is just the beginning of the psychology of an individual's car. I
haven't even touched on what bumper stickers and vanity plates are
trying to convey about a person's personality. Politics, sense of
humor, racism, and self-important mumbo jumbo is just the start of the
information people are desperate to exclaim to the world. If you know
how to read the signs literally and figuratively you may be able to peer
into the soul of anyone.



And while you're in there make sure to stock it with the Windshield
Wonder.



Product Description



Makes Cleaning Windshields Fast and Easy!



Cleans and Shines with Plain Water.



Detachable Handle Fits in Glove Box.



Great for Fog and Moisture Removal too!



Pivoting Head with Ergonomic Design.



Includes 16inch Windshield Wonder Handle, Two Microfiber Bonnets, and a
Spray Bottle.



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Windshield Wonder $7.97

When you know what to look for you are sure to find answers for
any questions you might have. I would equate this to a modern age of
palm reading.



First, let's look at the exterior of the car. This examination would
include the make and model of the vehicle. This should be the most
obvious; however, the kind of car someone chooses to drive can be the
most deceptive. If they drive an expensive foreign car the first
expectation would be that the person has a lot of money to invest in a
pricy car. This can be a misnomer in the fact that perhaps they don't
have the money to pay for such a luxury car. Perhaps they are in debt
up to their eyes, and their automobile is an extension of an image they
want to project. A likely symbol of insecurity can be attributed to
this. Then again if the person drives a moderately priced car one would
assume they don't earn much money. This also can be a false judgment
proved to me by the most insightful statement shared to me in my time in
the restaurant business. I would wonder why a person that I knew to
have a mountain of money would tip me so low. It was then explained to
me that the reason they are rich, is because they don't spend their
money. A person with a lot of money will never brag to you about how
much they have.



Second look inside their car to see the shape they keep it in. If it's
in shambles you would asses that the person is lazy and doesn't care if
they are surrounded by trash. However, in another case perhaps the
person is so busy in their day to day life that they literally live out
of their car. Relatively speaking the square footage of the standard
automobile is quite tiny compared to one's dwelling. If most of their
day is spent in the car you can imagine how messy that could get. You
would wonder where keeping your car clean ranks on their hectic
to-do-list of the day. Not to mention if they have kids. Those things
literally vomit trash.



That is just the beginning of the psychology of an individual's car. I
haven't even touched on what bumper stickers and vanity plates are
trying to convey about a person's personality. Politics, sense of
humor, racism, and self-important mumbo jumbo is just the start of the
information people are desperate to exclaim to the world. If you know
how to read the signs literally and figuratively you may be able to peer
into the soul of anyone.



And while you're in there make sure to stock it with the Windshield
Wonder.



Product Description



Makes Cleaning Windshields Fast and Easy!



Cleans and Shines with Plain Water.



Detachable Handle Fits in Glove Box.



Great for Fog and Moisture Removal too!



Pivoting Head with Ergonomic Design.



Includes 16inch Windshield Wonder Handle, Two Microfiber Bonnets, and a
Spray Bottle.



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Intex Challenger K1 Kayak $69.97

They come with 84" aluminum oars and a high-output hand pump. Hard
plastic skegs on the underside of the kayak (similar to the underside of
a surfboard) provide directional control so you can be sure you'll get
where you want to go. The kayaks feature inflatable seats with
backrests, inflatable I-beam floors, grab lines on both ends, and U.S.
Coast Guard I.D.



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Sporty graphics for high visibility

Low-profile for lakes and mild rivers

Streamlined design for easy padding

Cockpit designed for comfort and space

Rugged vinyl construction



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Intex Challenger K1 Kayak $69.97

They come with 84" aluminum oars and a high-output hand pump. Hard
plastic skegs on the underside of the kayak (similar to the underside of
a surfboard) provide directional control so you can be sure you'll get
where you want to go. The kayaks feature inflatable seats with
backrests, inflatable I-beam floors, grab lines on both ends, and U.S.
Coast Guard I.D.



Additional Information

Sporty graphics for high visibility

Low-profile for lakes and mild rivers

Streamlined design for easy padding

Cockpit designed for comfort and space

Rugged vinyl construction



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