How freaking scary are volcanoes? If you aren't afraid of these natural monsters you are a misinformed ostrich with your head in the earth ...
Is it a badge of honor to measure ourselves with the rest of our knuckle-dragging Cro-Magnon brethren? I speak only from the male point of view however; I have been accused of being suspiciously in touch with my feminine side so hopefully I will be able to tap into the female mindset as well.
Women want to see a bit of themselves in us. They want to believe, against all odds that no matter how disgusting we seem to be, we still share a fraction of their delicate disposition. Whether it is to pause to absorb the beauty of a freshly blooming flower, or the ability to reason a $400 price tag on a leather purse. They want us to understand their insanity. No matter how fabricated or disingenuous, women want us to be as crazy and disillusioned as them. What? So it's completely acceptable for us to fake caring? The answer is yes. They don't care how the cow is slaughtered, they want the burger.
We do it all the time in our society. We ignore primal reactions for social conventions. It's the "don't rock the boat" syndrome. It's wanting to plunge an icepic in your neighbors face for stealing your paper. It's wanting to call someone a chocolate covered douche bag for not saying "thank you" whilst opening the door for them. It's wanting to kick the face of the turd badger bank teller for closing her stupid little venetian blind partition to the drive-up window one minute till 6:00.
On a primal level we want to do these things. Anarchy is a fun idea. Especially for disaffected youth at punk rock shows. We suppress these reflexes for social convention. That and the fear of spending a few nights in county. On the same token we feign feelings with the same vigor as we suppress them. Men ask themselves, "How can I make myself seem sensitive?" This question is utterly ridiculous. From when I was a young boy, I was encouraged to follow my heart, and be myself. But that aint gonna help me. It has been proven over and over again. If you want to get ahead, get paid, or get lucky, you will have to start being something that every urge in your body rejects. So if you want to seem more sensitive, buy this "TOPSEY TURVY" strawberry grower thing. Imagine the first moment when she notices a mini garden hanging from your window. It says "wow, this guy likes to garden in a convenient and easy way." I really want to be naked in his presence now.
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Grow Sweet Strawberries Right Outside your Door!
Hangs on Deck, Balcony or Patio.
Eliminates Hours of Work and Makes Picking Berries Easy.
Grow Organic Too!
Uses gravity as a vertical growing advantage.
Vertical grow bag heats the plant like a greenhouse so the root system explodes.
Gravity pulls the water and nutrients directly to the roots.
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