Greek statues, Trivial Pursuit and Thomas Kinkade paintings ... we get it; you enjoy the finer things in life...
You may not actually "like" jazz music per say, but you definitely like the thought of liking jazz music because you're a Renaissance man (or woman) and you want everyone to know it. You surround yourself with only the classiest of people who prefer quail hunting and chess to off-road truck racing and catfish noodling. But until recently, you thought you had everything in life that you desired. You can't put your finger on it but you go to sleep each night feeling like there's something missing. Yes, you were emotionally rocked when Kanye West blew up the scene at the VMAs by stealing the microphone from Taylor Swift but that's not it ... Beyonce's video for "All the Single Ladies" was good but "You Belong with Me" was second-to-none.
And then while searching the Internet for James Bond's Omega Seamaster watch that you've had your eyes on for days now, you remember something very profound. You love Martini. You forgot for the simple reason that you've taken up the habit of drinking beer to boost your estrogen levels. Why you would do that, is not entirely clear. "How could I not have realized this sooner?" you ask yourself. After all, why grow man boobs and a beer belly for the sake of a buzz...
It's been three weeks since you ordered your Electric Martini Maker and life has never been more fulfilling. Heck, you've even gained enough confidence to tell your neighbor his new Hyundai is a disgrace to the whole neighborhood. You found the courage to reconnect with your father who quit speaking to you 13 years ago after you accused him of giving you "bad knees and a weak back". Yep, life is looking up for you and it's all because of the Electric Martini Maker.
Product Description
For the Martini Lover!
Plug it in, shake or stir.
Recipes included.
Professional 20 oz. Cocktail Shaker.
1 oz. cap to measure your pleasure!
Easy touchpad operation
Limited Five-Year motor warranty
Waring has been making products for commercial kitchens for over 60 years. Today, Waring Pro brings that expertise right into home kitchens, with a full line of premium, commercial-quality products for home use. Our tabletop Martini Maker features professional mixing options to prepare the perfect martini - shaken or stirred! Convenient and easy to operate, products like the Waring Pro Martini Maker make entertaining elegant, fun and delicious!
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Martini Maker
Martini Glasses (Not included)
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