It could be said (and actually it already has been said) that there are two types of minds - the mathematical and what is referred to as the intuitive ... >
As Blaise Pascal once observed - the former arrives at its views slowly, but they are firm and rigid; the latter is endowed with greater flexibility and applies itself simultaneously to the dive. Ummm yeah.. whatever he said.
Whenever I think of flexibility - I think of a clip I once saw on YouTube. Actually, that clip has been embedded deeply into my memory and was enough of an impetus to cease my couch surfing habits and join the local pilates studio (Wednesday evenings - two for one!). Of course, at this point I merely watch from the wayside. But, it's a damn good start, I have surmised. Jump off that sofa, let's kick it off...
The most flexible mode of expression is dialogue... so, we will create two disposable fictitious characters to hopefully (really) function as a stepping stone to the grand introduction of today's deal of the day ...
Burt: "So, yeah, it's like Thursday before Christmas, right?"
Ken: "Yeah yeah course it is... wanna grab a beer to drink in our Tampa Bucs sippy cup on the way to Aunt Bev's famous feast?"
Burt: "What are we waiting for?"
Ken: "Well.. you're gonna drive, right?"
Burt: "Right. I mean, rrrrriiiigggghhhhtttt!!"
Ken: "Let's go you fool..."
Burt: "I've got my keys you ass..."
Ken: "Don't call me names Mr. Dogbreath!"
Burt: "Do you wanna go or not?"
Ken: "Of course.. but I think we need to cover up the logos on our sippy cups to ensure we don't get caught whilst drinking our Corona beers in the car! The association with football may give us away as a bunch of alcoholics..."
Burt: "Good point! What do we do Ken?"
Ken: "The answer is simple Burt. Flexbility my friend. Flexibility."
Burt: "Have you been watching late night TV again?"
Ken: "Yes I have.. and I love it. I saw this product called Bendaroos! They are amazing bendable sticks that you can mould to any shape or design! We can cover up our sippy cups with amazing designs... it will be perfect!"
Burt: "Ken ... you are a ****ing genius!"
And ladies and gentlemen, that is the end of our transient storytale... however, we do hope you will continue to read more about this electrifying product (please note - it will not literally electrocute you.)...
Product Description
Bendaroos Mega Pack (500 Pieces) - Amazing Flexible Building Sticks!
Includes:
250 Rainbow & 250 Neon Bendaroos
10 Traceable Templates
Simple to use fun guide with step by step instructions on how to make your favorite creations.
Magical wax over super strong string. They stick and stay, then lift away for non-stop play! No glue, no stains, no mess. Use again and again.
Make Bendaroos do almost anything! Bendaroos always hold their shape .. plus they even unbend to use again and again.
Bendaroos stick to walls, windows and can decorate so many things! There's so much you can do when you play with Bendaroos!
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