Sunday, November 22, 2009

Digital Photo Frame Keychain $8.00




Dick Cheney, Pfizer and Kate Moss all have something in common.... although what exactly is not clear to us?

You are the reflective type, always digging deeper - never satisifed with the surface dross - rather carefully and patiently dissassembling the superfluous as you keep your sight on the diamonds in the rough. Yes, diamonds are forever. Right? Uh huh. Even drake pays homage to the concept of eternity. Either that - or we are reading too deep into the lyrics.

Either way ... you treat your friends like gold and they treat you back like gold. Enough of the bling bling - we are here to recognize how important your infatuation of the precious elements of life are. Most of the time you can recall what is close to your heart and bring forth memories of these things/people/objects. However, sometimes it is hard to summon a clear image - you might still be stressed that your pet aligator Ben is mourning over the loss of his soul mate Lana. Your clarity of mind has been disturbed as you obsessively attempt to nurture him back to normalcy. Loss is never an easy thing. But, Ben has taken it unusally hard...

You are now a full-time alligator parent. In order to soothe the pain - you decide to take him to Venice to get away from it all. Perhaps a change of scene will allow him to forget Lana. In a rush, you pack your case with all your favorite items ... except one ... your 1978 rodeo alligator boots. Now would not be the right time to bring these ...

As you board your plane - you know you are forgetting something - you ruffle through your pockets. Passport? Check. Chewing gum? Check. Cellphone? Check. $23? Check. Credit card? Check. Keys? Check. Wait .. you grab the keys and notice a silver keychain with a glossy screen staring back at you. As you fumble with the switch - you turn it on and a slideshow of images fly at you. You smile - realizing your significant other has loaded it with images of all the precious things in your life. Kids, Car, Them and that 1978 rodeo catastrophe ... you realize that in the palm of your hand, you have found the diamonds in the rough ...

P.S. The question at the very top was a trick question.

Product Description

Total Pictures: up to 60-70
Picture Formats Accepted: JPEG, BMP, PNG, GIF
Resolution: 96 x 64
Communication Jack: USB 1.1 Cable Included
Power: Built-in 3.7v Lithium
USB Charger Included.
Display: CSTN LCM

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