Um, Bob, what time is our launch?" - Wendy asked. The atmosphere was growing quickly, as a mixture of excitement and fear permeated through the air ...
The year is now 2012. December 11th to be precise. We have exactly ten days until the end of the world. The collective consciousness is dancing poetically yet chaotically with streams of differing viewpoints on whether the prophecies are indeed true or not. Thoughts run wild - "is it a grand hoax? did the mayan calendar really exist or not?" - whilst others have passively retired to the comforting thought that we will all return home to our Creator...
And yet others have taken this on as a mission to save the world from extinction - Apocalyse Now style. Will Bruce Willis and our favorite action heros come to our rescue ... were the movies a practice scenario - a peek into our future - secretly training them in the art of war. Sun Tzu style.
Either way - a team of Quantum Physicists and Gravitionational Physicists have been called forth from all corners of the world to be apart of the super secret mission: STW-21-33 . The purpose naturally to ensure survival of the human race ...
Professor. Wendy Shimeburger is in charge of the white space shuttle, which will go to the center of the black hole and attempt to close it using advanced alien technology stolen (excuse me - borrowed) by the US government. Bob Langdon is the pilot. Tom Cruise is assistant navigator. Together they will attempt the improbable ...
As they board the shuttle, the doors close slowly. Pssshhhh... The airtight seal is now locked. Bob turns the ignition. "Stage one" he shouts. The dashboard lights flicker on .. Tom and Wendy reluctantly walk to the leather seats embroidered with a fashionable slogan "We will close the hole" and fasten their belts tightly. Bob presses the shiny red button - "Stage two complete" .. the engines roar into a maelstrom of activity. The vibrations are now moving through the whole shuttle. Wendy smiles as she realizes they will be launching into orbit shortly ...
Bob puts his headset on and issues a command "Everyone hold tight". Tom clutches his knees and looks up at the ceiling - perhaps praying to God. Then suddenly ... hiss ... bang ... boom ... a red alarm light starts flashing .. Bob jumps up and screams "The ECS is not working! Help!". Wendy unbuckles her belt, and pulls out a black phallic shaped device. Tom's eyes light up. She is holding a super advanced flashlight screwdriver. She walks over to the Environmental Control System and turns a few screws - securing the device back into place and suddenly the red alarm light turns back off.
Bob quickly runs up to Wendy and gives her a kiss on her cheek and says "Let's get on with our mission...". To end a long story - the screwdriver did indeed save mankind, as the mission was a complete success. Tom sighs ...
Product Description
Features 8 fold-out screwdrivers with built-in, ultra-bright LED beam.
Integrated wide-beam LED flashlight.
Ideal for repair projects, household chores and emergencies.
When you need the right screwdriver, right within your reach, there's nothing like this handy, '8-in-1' multi-tool. It features eight popular slotted and Phillips driver heads - including a reversible mini-driver - that folds out of the handle for instant use. Plus, it has a built-in, ultra-bright white LED taht focuses light directly on the tool tip for intense pinpoint illumination. And a pro-quality, triple-bulb flashlight that casts a wide, ultra-bright white LED beam - perfect for all sorts of repairs. Durable ABS plastic with 'On/Off' light clip. 2 'AAA' batteries (not included).
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