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Monday, January 25, 2010

Aqua Globes Mini 3 Pack $5.97




Aqua Globes are an attractive solution for automatic house-plant watering. The hand blown stained glass globes arefilled with water and inserted into the soil of houseplants dispensing water as the plant needs it. Aqua Globes are a great alternative to the daily chore of watering plants and an excellent choice for automatic watering while on vacation.

How Aqua Globes Work

1.) Fill Aqua Globe with water
2.) Make a small hole in the soil with a pencil or stick
3.) Insert Aqua Globe into soil

As soil becomes dry, it releases oxygen into the Aqua Globe, which in turn releases the exact amount of water your plant needs.

Benefits

Avoid the frustration of:

Constant watering
Over watering
Under watering
Cleaning up spills
Worrying about leaving your plants unattended

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Friday, December 18, 2009

As Seen On TV Bendaroos $11.97



It could be said (and actually it already has been said) that there are two types of minds - the mathematical and what is referred to as the intuitive ... >


As Blaise Pascal once observed - the former arrives at its views slowly, but they are firm and rigid; the latter is endowed with greater flexibility and applies itself simultaneously to the dive. Ummm yeah.. whatever he said.

Whenever I think of flexibility - I think of a clip I once saw on YouTube. Actually, that clip has been embedded deeply into my memory and was enough of an impetus to cease my couch surfing habits and join the local pilates studio (Wednesday evenings - two for one!). Of course, at this point I merely watch from the wayside. But, it's a damn good start, I have surmised. Jump off that sofa, let's kick it off...

The most flexible mode of expression is dialogue... so, we will create two disposable fictitious characters to hopefully (really) function as a stepping stone to the grand introduction of today's deal of the day ...

Burt: "So, yeah, it's like Thursday before Christmas, right?"

Ken: "Yeah yeah course it is... wanna grab a beer to drink in our Tampa Bucs sippy cup on the way to Aunt Bev's famous feast?"

Burt: "What are we waiting for?"

Ken: "Well.. you're gonna drive, right?"

Burt: "Right. I mean, rrrrriiiigggghhhhtttt!!"

Ken: "Let's go you fool..."

Burt: "I've got my keys you ass..."

Ken: "Don't call me names Mr. Dogbreath!"

Burt: "Do you wanna go or not?"

Ken: "Of course.. but I think we need to cover up the logos on our sippy cups to ensure we don't get caught whilst drinking our Corona beers in the car! The association with football may give us away as a bunch of alcoholics..."

Burt: "Good point! What do we do Ken?"

Ken: "The answer is simple Burt. Flexbility my friend. Flexibility."

Burt: "Have you been watching late night TV again?"

Ken: "Yes I have.. and I love it. I saw this product called Bendaroos! They are amazing bendable sticks that you can mould to any shape or design! We can cover up our sippy cups with amazing designs... it will be perfect!"

Burt: "Ken ... you are a ****ing genius!"

And ladies and gentlemen, that is the end of our transient storytale... however, we do hope you will continue to read more about this electrifying product (please note - it will not literally electrocute you.)...

Product Description

Bendaroos Mega Pack (500 Pieces) - Amazing Flexible Building Sticks!

Includes:
250 Rainbow & 250 Neon Bendaroos
10 Traceable Templates
Simple to use fun guide with step by step instructions on how to make your favorite creations.

Magical wax over super strong string. They stick and stay, then lift away for non-stop play! No glue, no stains, no mess. Use again and again.

Make Bendaroos do almost anything! Bendaroos always hold their shape .. plus they even unbend to use again and again.

Bendaroos stick to walls, windows and can decorate so many things! There's so much you can do when you play with Bendaroos!

Friday, November 13, 2009

8-in-1 Screwdriver Flashlight $10.00



Um, Bob, what time is our launch?" - Wendy asked. The atmosphere was growing quickly, as a mixture of excitement and fear permeated through the air ...

The year is now 2012. December 11th to be precise. We have exactly ten days until the end of the world. The collective consciousness is dancing poetically yet chaotically with streams of differing viewpoints on whether the prophecies are indeed true or not. Thoughts run wild - "is it a grand hoax? did the mayan calendar really exist or not?" - whilst others have passively retired to the comforting thought that we will all return home to our Creator...

And yet others have taken this on as a mission to save the world from extinction - Apocalyse Now style. Will Bruce Willis and our favorite action heros come to our rescue ... were the movies a practice scenario - a peek into our future - secretly training them in the art of war. Sun Tzu style.

Either way - a team of Quantum Physicists and Gravitionational Physicists have been called forth from all corners of the world to be apart of the super secret mission: STW-21-33 . The purpose naturally to ensure survival of the human race ...

Professor. Wendy Shimeburger is in charge of the white space shuttle, which will go to the center of the black hole and attempt to close it using advanced alien technology stolen (excuse me - borrowed) by the US government. Bob Langdon is the pilot. Tom Cruise is assistant navigator. Together they will attempt the improbable ...

As they board the shuttle, the doors close slowly. Pssshhhh... The airtight seal is now locked. Bob turns the ignition. "Stage one" he shouts. The dashboard lights flicker on .. Tom and Wendy reluctantly walk to the leather seats embroidered with a fashionable slogan "We will close the hole" and fasten their belts tightly. Bob presses the shiny red button - "Stage two complete" .. the engines roar into a maelstrom of activity. The vibrations are now moving through the whole shuttle. Wendy smiles as she realizes they will be launching into orbit shortly ...

Bob puts his headset on and issues a command "Everyone hold tight". Tom clutches his knees and looks up at the ceiling - perhaps praying to God. Then suddenly ... hiss ... bang ... boom ... a red alarm light starts flashing .. Bob jumps up and screams "The ECS is not working! Help!". Wendy unbuckles her belt, and pulls out a black phallic shaped device. Tom's eyes light up. She is holding a super advanced flashlight screwdriver. She walks over to the Environmental Control System and turns a few screws - securing the device back into place and suddenly the red alarm light turns back off.

Bob quickly runs up to Wendy and gives her a kiss on her cheek and says "Let's get on with our mission...". To end a long story - the screwdriver did indeed save mankind, as the mission was a complete success. Tom sighs ...

Product Description

Features 8 fold-out screwdrivers with built-in, ultra-bright LED beam.
Integrated wide-beam LED flashlight.
Ideal for repair projects, household chores and emergencies.

When you need the right screwdriver, right within your reach, there's nothing like this handy, '8-in-1' multi-tool. It features eight popular slotted and Phillips driver heads - including a reversible mini-driver - that folds out of the handle for instant use. Plus, it has a built-in, ultra-bright white LED taht focuses light directly on the tool tip for intense pinpoint illumination. And a pro-quality, triple-bulb flashlight that casts a wide, ultra-bright white LED beam - perfect for all sorts of repairs. Durable ABS plastic with 'On/Off' light clip. 2 'AAA' batteries (not included).

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Microsoft Wireless 3000 Mouse $20.00



"Welcome to the planet Zog! We know that you earthly humans are not as advanced as we Zogites." ("Very humble words," I thought, "coming from a most unattractive, egg-headed alien!") Anyways, those are only words I thought 'cos looking at those creepy, slanted-eyes, I wasn't going to risk saying anything to upset the first Zogite I have ever encountered...

Yikes! I have one of those feelings that calling a Zogite an airhead could well end up with my being blown out of here in the blinking of an eye.

"Follow me!" commanded the Zogite.

Well, I certainly hope this spacy character isn't jerking me around! Judging by what's behind the sliding glass doors, these Zogites are no rinky-dink aliens. Oh no!! Au contraire, ma eyes are popping out of ma head, buddies, as my peepers are met by one helluva waboosh scene. In front of me is some kinda control room with rows and rows of crystalline desks. Behind the desks are fellow Zogites looking perty smart for ma liking. Yep! I could see Bill Gates serenading the Zogite leaders while saying "That's da bomb, my man...that's da bomb." (Creep-ass!)

There were all these holographic laptops (at least that's what I think the main Zogite geek was saying). Man, they were real cool-looking machines, made of ultra-slim glass with an opaque keyboard and wowee!! The mouse, the mouse was................. Hell! I woke up! There I was, in my couch potato mode, vegging out in front of the Simpsons, when I must have completely racked out. Gee! The funny thing is ... I snoozed with my finger on my new, awesome Microsoft Wireless Mouse 3000. Yup! This is one Mouse that really takes the cake! It's got all the features you want like high definition optical technology, snap-in receiver, wireless freedom ... and much more. This is no snow job, dudes! Go check it out for yourself.

Product Specification

High Definition Optical Technology - more precise and more responsive
Wireless Freedom - stop getting tangled with wires
Snap-in Receiver - plug in snap-in receiver - snap into mouse when yoy travel to preserve battery life
6+ Months Battery Life
Device Stage - quickly and easily access common tasks including product information, registration and settings
Comfortable in Either Hand - designed for ambidextrous use
Designed for Notebook PC's - Compact, comfortable, and designed for convenience and mobility
3-Button Mouse - Get quick access to the media and programs with customizable buttons
Ergonomic Design - Helps you work longer without discomfort
3-Year Warranty - Limited Warranty and Licence Agreement available.