So, you're chilling at home on a Friday night .. you've poured yourself a liberal sized cup of java .. whilst soothing your aches and pains from a day of incessant office politics intertwined with the antics of your beloved (who has been ignoring you since catching you wearing their underwear) ...
You feel like you were hit by a truck .. your head is pulsating faster than Apple's latest visualization screensaver - you are certain you are going to lift off - but most likely you are only going to land on your bedspread. Maybe a glass of that Chateau Mouton Rothschild that has been collecting dust in your basement would lift your spirits ... or, not. No, you're starting to realize it will only knock you down on your ass even further...
What you need is an IV shot of adrenaline to get yourself going for Uncle Burt's birthday celebration tonight. But, your friendly underground pharmacist is currently sipping Sangria on La Concha beach. So, what is a half-unconscious primate to do? The choice is obvious - you need to unwrap that box which has been sitting underneath your bed for the last month and finally, pull out the most explosive thing north of Kennedy Space Center. It's probably not what you are thinking. (It's not the box with the pink ribbon on it!) No, it's something much better than that - it's a box of Ed Hardy Extra Strength Energy shots. Ooohhhh...
As you delicately unwrap the plastic seal, you slam the shot as if you are still on the high school basketball team. Slam dunk. As you lay down on your coveted loveseat, you feel your brain is kicking in. Now you can count from A to Z in ten seconds and recite "Three Blind Mice" in nine seconds in reverse ... why, you now have the ability to take over the world. Or, at least crawl your way over to see Uncle Burt make a fool of himself. Again...
Just in case .. take an extra bottle with you .. you may need it if your signicant other comes around to make up (at last!). Ed Hardy Energy shots - for the times when you really really need it!
Product Description
Sugar Free
Low Carbs
Serving Size: 2 Fl. Oz / 60 mL
Serving Per Container: 1
Calories 8
Carbohydrates 2g
Sugar 0
Sodium 10mg
Vitamin B1 (as Thiamine) 1.5mg
Niacin 30mg
Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCI) 40mg
Vitamin B12 (as Cyancobalamin) 500mcg
Proprietary Blend 1600mg
Taurine, Glucoronolactone, Caffeine Anhydrous, Bitter Orange Extract, Citicholine, Magnolia Bark Extract, Green Tea Extract.
Other Ingredients: Purified Water, Glycerin, Erythritol, Citric Acid, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Sucralose, FD&C red #40.
Warning: Do not use if you are under 18, pregnant, breast feeding/nursing, have high blood pressure, or any other medical condition. Consult your physician or health care professional before using this product. One serving of this product contains as much caffeine as two cups of coffee. Limit the use of caffeine-containing drugs, foods or beverages while taking this product. Too much caffeine may cause nervousness, dizziness, sleeplessness and irritability. If you experience any headaches or dizziness, please consult a physician or a health care professional. Do not use if the seal has been broken. Keep out of reach of children.
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