Showing posts with label As seen on tv. Show all posts
Showing posts with label As seen on tv. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Windshield Wonder $8.97



A true fire way to peer into someone's personality is to take a look in their vehicle ....

When you know what to look for you are sure to find answers for any questions you might have. I would equate this to a modern age of palm reading.

First, let's look at the exterior of the car. This examination would include the make and model of the vehicle. This should be the most obvious; however, the kind of car someone chooses to drive can be the most deceptive. If they drive an expensive foreign car the first expectation would be that the person has a lot of money to invest in a pricy car. This can be a misnomer in the fact that perhaps they don't have the money to pay for such a luxury car. Perhaps they are in debt up to their eyes, and their automobile is an extension of an image they want to project. A likely symbol of insecurity can be attributed to this. Then again if the person drives a moderately priced car one would assume they don't earn much money. This also can be a false judgment proved to me by the most insightful statement shared to me in my time in the restaurant business. I would wonder why a person that I knew to have a mountain of money would tip me so low. It was then explained to me that the reason they are rich, is because they don't spend their money. A person with a lot of money will never brag to you about how much they have.

Second look inside their car to see the shape they keep it in. If it's in shambles you would asses that the person is lazy and doesn't care if they are surrounded by trash. However, in another case perhaps the person is so busy in their day to day life that they literally live out of their car. Relatively speaking the square footage of the standard automobile is quite tiny compared to one's dwelling. If most of their day is spent in the car you can imagine how messy that could get. You would wonder where keeping your car clean ranks on their hectic to-do-list of the day. Not to mention if they have kids. Those things literally vomit trash.

That is just the beginning of the psychology of an individual's car. I haven't even touched on what bumper stickers and vanity plates are trying to convey about a person's personality. Politics, sense of humor, racism, and self-important mumbo jumbo is just the start of the information people are desperate to exclaim to the world. If you know how to read the signs literally and figuratively you may be able to peer into the soul of anyone.

And while you're in there make sure to stock it with the Windshield Wonder.

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Friday, December 18, 2009

As Seen On TV Bendaroos $11.97



It could be said (and actually it already has been said) that there are two types of minds - the mathematical and what is referred to as the intuitive ... >


As Blaise Pascal once observed - the former arrives at its views slowly, but they are firm and rigid; the latter is endowed with greater flexibility and applies itself simultaneously to the dive. Ummm yeah.. whatever he said.

Whenever I think of flexibility - I think of a clip I once saw on YouTube. Actually, that clip has been embedded deeply into my memory and was enough of an impetus to cease my couch surfing habits and join the local pilates studio (Wednesday evenings - two for one!). Of course, at this point I merely watch from the wayside. But, it's a damn good start, I have surmised. Jump off that sofa, let's kick it off...

The most flexible mode of expression is dialogue... so, we will create two disposable fictitious characters to hopefully (really) function as a stepping stone to the grand introduction of today's deal of the day ...

Burt: "So, yeah, it's like Thursday before Christmas, right?"

Ken: "Yeah yeah course it is... wanna grab a beer to drink in our Tampa Bucs sippy cup on the way to Aunt Bev's famous feast?"

Burt: "What are we waiting for?"

Ken: "Well.. you're gonna drive, right?"

Burt: "Right. I mean, rrrrriiiigggghhhhtttt!!"

Ken: "Let's go you fool..."

Burt: "I've got my keys you ass..."

Ken: "Don't call me names Mr. Dogbreath!"

Burt: "Do you wanna go or not?"

Ken: "Of course.. but I think we need to cover up the logos on our sippy cups to ensure we don't get caught whilst drinking our Corona beers in the car! The association with football may give us away as a bunch of alcoholics..."

Burt: "Good point! What do we do Ken?"

Ken: "The answer is simple Burt. Flexbility my friend. Flexibility."

Burt: "Have you been watching late night TV again?"

Ken: "Yes I have.. and I love it. I saw this product called Bendaroos! They are amazing bendable sticks that you can mould to any shape or design! We can cover up our sippy cups with amazing designs... it will be perfect!"

Burt: "Ken ... you are a ****ing genius!"

And ladies and gentlemen, that is the end of our transient storytale... however, we do hope you will continue to read more about this electrifying product (please note - it will not literally electrocute you.)...

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10 Traceable Templates
Simple to use fun guide with step by step instructions on how to make your favorite creations.

Magical wax over super strong string. They stick and stay, then lift away for non-stop play! No glue, no stains, no mess. Use again and again.

Make Bendaroos do almost anything! Bendaroos always hold their shape .. plus they even unbend to use again and again.

Bendaroos stick to walls, windows and can decorate so many things! There's so much you can do when you play with Bendaroos!