Wednesday, December 9, 2009
12-in-1 Wooden Game Center $19.97
Scrabble, Chess and Trivial Pursuit - the search for happiness, a mere intellectual infatuation of the highest kind confined to a pseudo constructed playing field ...
You were never one to really enjoy Blackjack - quite honestly, you had a distaste towards anything associated with the number 21. That dissonance may have been derived from the fact you were 18 and you couldn't get into any of the cool clubs to dance with the mature hotties... but, for some reason, you still cannot shake your disdain - no matter how much you have tried. Sure the prolific movie starring Kevin Spacey got you hopeful that you too could leave Las Vegas $100,000 richer ... but that dream got destroyed when you realized that the movie was just that. Entertainment.
Of course, you don't want to end up in trouble - even if your cousin Vinny would help you out. Hence, since then you've tried your hand at much fairer games like Snap - playing with your little cousin Vinny. Snap.
But you feel dissatisifed with it - honestly, your five year old son beats you at it everytime. You don't know what to do, perhaps you could join an online forum anonymously and vent your frustrations and pick on the regular posters. Would that help? Hmmmm.... no. Okay, what about joining a philanthropic organization with the hopes of turning the focus off your lack of talent vis-a-vis games...
Nah.. that won't cut it either. You know deep down what you really need. You must practice. And then practice. And.. yep you guessed it - practice some more. You need to exercise and train yourself on many different games - to increase your GIQ (game intelligence quotient). What does one do?
Dnnn...dnnn.. duuuhhhh...... ZooBlu to the rescue! We have a 12-in-1 game set that will finally set your game playing skills free ... you can secretly practice at home with family members or yourself, educating yourself and improving your game - ready to unleash yourself into the world. Go for it man. Go for it....
Product Description
Beautiful wooden game center contains all the family favorite games. Looks fabulous on any coffee table.
Includes:
Chess
Mancala
Checkers
Backgammon
Pachisi
Tic Tac Toe
Passout
Solitaire
Chinese Checkers
Pick Up Sticks
Playing Cards
Snakes & Ladders
Additional Images
View Of Components
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