Snuggies (Two Pack) + Booklights

Cos he ain't looking none too pleased at being invited to blow out of
our dump "toute suite". Picture this ... his funky vampire tee shirt
from The Zombie blah-blah company is covered in the drippings from creme
brulee ice-cream, slathered with dark chocolate sauce. Yep! You guessed
it. One of the side-effects of vegging out in front of the TV. Yummee,
you might say, but not if you could see this Mr. Grumpy in his crumpled,
khaki pants. "Hear me out, Dude! Don't you go getting so bent out of
shape!! Ah'm not askin' you to get "suited and booted", as our ol' limey
friends would say ... just get your ass off the sofa, into the chevy and
let's mosey into our downtown movie theatre to see the latest spooky
blockbuster - wahoo!!" I can really turn it on, when I'm being
persuasive, as you have probably noticed.



Dang! Much to mah
surprise, mah meat and potatoes (as well as ice-cream!!) pal has seen
the light and is busy cleaning up ready for our downtown sortie. Next
thing, we're clambering into the chevy and high-speed motoring all the
way along the freeway. After all, we don't want to miss the openers, do
we? Well, on arrival at the movie theater car park, there I am
attempting to park up and pay for our movie tickets - ain't I a generous
guy? - when mah buddy suddenly wigged out on me. "Heck! What are we
doing here? This is the most icy cold movie theatre in town! You know
this. It's more like a morgue! Ah wanna split and go home!! Ah ain't
freezin' ma xxxx off for anyone, pal!" This is when I call upon mah
"piece de resistance" ( or something similar!) and reassure mah pal that
I ain't about to clip him.



"Lookee here, Dude" as I pull out
two of the most warm and snuggly-looking blankets (aptly named Snuggie)
you have ever seen with ... Yep! You guessed it ... with sleeves in the
most macho, deep royal blue colour and the most feminine pink colour.
"You just get yourself covered up and snuggled down with this
super-duper blanket (with sleeves) for the movie. How's about that for
your first dinky Christmas present from moi?" Well, dudes, ah just wish
you could be here to see the xxxx-eating grin on mah pal's face ... he
had the last laugh!! His Snuggie was the royal blue one, while I
disappeared right under the pink Snuggie. Don't ya sometimes wish you
had taken your girl-friend? Don't get me wrong....a Snuggie is a Snuggie
no matter what the colour. It is Christmas after all. Go for what you
know ...



Product Description



Perfect for:



Traveling in the Car



Night Time Pub Crawls



Chilly Office Buildings



Sporting Events



Cold Movie Theatres



And much, much more!



Available in 2 Great Colours:



Royal Blue

Bright Pink



Your Package includes:



2 Snuggie Blankets at $19.99 each



Plus 2 Book Lights (Free Bonuses)





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ZapLight - Electric Stun Gun & LED Flashlight

It's an actual flashlight with 6 ultra-bright LED bulbs, but its also a
stun gun with an unheard of 1-million-volt charge that will knock down
any attacker. They'll think its just a flashlight until its too late.
It's even rechargeable and includes 120v/60Hz wall charger.



Additional Information



Shocking 1 million volts!


Built-in high endurance Ni-MH rechargeable battery


6 ultra bright LED bulbs, shines over 5 hours per charge


Includes 120v/60Hz wall charger



Note: This item cannot ship to HI, MA, MI, NJ, NY, RI, WI, PA.





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Downy Inflatable Queen Size Bed

As much as we claim to be at the pinnacle of human connection, it seems that we couldn't be further apart. Technology has allowed us to be as self-sufficient as possible. The comforts of living no longer involve the participation of another soul. I am proof-positive of this fact.



I actually put this theory to the test this last weekend. I was convinced that my weekend could be void of any other human interaction and still leave me content. The results were astounding. I managed to be able to stay in the comforts of my home, and not find a dull moment for forty-eight hours. I actually was quite surprised at the results. How could a person be void of contact for such a long period and not feel a tinge of anxiety? I attribute this state of being to a few things.



First, the advent of HD television programming has reinvigorated the TV watching experience. No longer lost in seas of grain and fuzz, the pictures available now are remarkable. Don't believe me? Just for snot and giggles, switch over to a regular broadcast of a football game after you have been watching in HD. You will see the truth. The powers that be have actually found a way for Americans to watch more TV.



Second, the internet and the gaming culture have forever changed the rules. If you play "World of Warcraft" you know exactly what I mean. If you don't, just imagine a game that never ends. Now imagine a place where there are millions of other "real" people that are playing along with you. It's an utterly brilliant concept. Somehow technology has convinced me to keep on playing a game that never ends with the added catch of charging me monthly for the privilege. It has been five years now, and I'm still not sick of it.



Lastly, I attribute my single relationship status as a key component to my theory. I don't have any silly commitments to honor. I don't have friends that used to fill my days with joy calling me for human interaction. Did I give up on them, or did they give up on me?



Maybe it isn't so much being content, but perhaps it's more of a surrender to apathy. It's a comfortable blanket that makes injustice easier to tolerate. All the lights, bells, and whistles that make you feel in control do anything but. I am at the mercy of technology blindness. As much as the ostrich enjoys shutting out the world in a hole custom made for its head, I enjoy the same facade. Except, my hole is air conditioned.



So why not invite someone to crash on your floor like the old days.



Product Description



Introducing the Intex Classic Downy Bed<



Queen Size 60in x 80in



Made for the Home.



Wave beam construction for extra comfort.



Durable waterproof flocked top.



2 in 1 valve allows for easy inflation and deflation.



Quality tested high-grade vinyl.



Great for guests, camping and sleepovers.



Quick, free flow deflation.



Folds for easy, compact storage.



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Downy Inflatable Queen Size Bed

As much as we claim to be at the pinnacle of human connection, it seems that we couldn't be further apart. Technology has allowed us to be as self-sufficient as possible. The comforts of living no longer involve the participation of another soul. I am proof-positive of this fact.



I actually put this theory to the test this last weekend. I was convinced that my weekend could be void of any other human interaction and still leave me content. The results were astounding. I managed to be able to stay in the comforts of my home, and not find a dull moment for forty-eight hours. I actually was quite surprised at the results. How could a person be void of contact for such a long period and not feel a tinge of anxiety? I attribute this state of being to a few things.



First, the advent of HD television programming has reinvigorated the TV watching experience. No longer lost in seas of grain and fuzz, the pictures available now are remarkable. Don't believe me? Just for snot and giggles, switch over to a regular broadcast of a football game after you have been watching in HD. You will see the truth. The powers that be have actually found a way for Americans to watch more TV.



Second, the internet and the gaming culture have forever changed the rules. If you play "World of Warcraft" you know exactly what I mean. If you don't, just imagine a game that never ends. Now imagine a place where there are millions of other "real" people that are playing along with you. It's an utterly brilliant concept. Somehow technology has convinced me to keep on playing a game that never ends with the added catch of charging me monthly for the privilege. It has been five years now, and I'm still not sick of it.



Lastly, I attribute my single relationship status as a key component to my theory. I don't have any silly commitments to honor. I don't have friends that used to fill my days with joy calling me for human interaction. Did I give up on them, or did they give up on me?



Maybe it isn't so much being content, but perhaps it's more of a surrender to apathy. It's a comfortable blanket that makes injustice easier to tolerate. All the lights, bells, and whistles that make you feel in control do anything but. I am at the mercy of technology blindness. As much as the ostrich enjoys shutting out the world in a hole custom made for its head, I enjoy the same facade. Except, my hole is air conditioned.



So why not invite someone to crash on your floor like the old days.



Product Description



Introducing the Intex Classic Downy Bed<



Queen Size 60in x 80in



Made for the Home.



Wave beam construction for extra comfort.



Durable waterproof flocked top.



2 in 1 valve allows for easy inflation and deflation.



Quality tested high-grade vinyl.



Great for guests, camping and sleepovers.



Quick, free flow deflation.



Folds for easy, compact storage.



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Bottle Capz

With magnetic Bottle Capz necklaces you get to
choose your favorite style. Match your outfit,
express your mood or make a fashion statement.
It's your choice! So which style are you today?



Features



3 Magnetic Bottle Cap Charms



3 Necklaces




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Bottle Capz

With magnetic Bottle Capz necklaces you get to
choose your favorite style. Match your outfit,
express your mood or make a fashion statement.
It's your choice! So which style are you today?



Features



3 Magnetic Bottle Cap Charms



3 Necklaces




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Aqua Globes Mini 3 Pack

Aqua Globes are an attractive solution for automatic house-plant watering. The hand blown stained glass globes arefilled with water and inserted into the soil of houseplants dispensing water as the plant needs it. Aqua Globes are a great alternative to the daily chore of watering plants and an excellent choice for automatic watering while on vacation.



How Aqua Globes Work



1.) Fill Aqua Globe with water

2.) Make a small hole in the soil with a pencil or stick

3.) Insert Aqua Globe into soil



As soil becomes dry, it releases oxygen into the Aqua Globe, which in turn releases the exact amount of water your plant needs.



Benefits



Avoid the frustration of:



Constant watering

Over watering

Under watering

Cleaning up spills

Worrying about leaving your plants unattended

Authentic Black Passport Case

The perfect travel companion; a passport case that will hold and protect
all of your travel documents in one place. No more searching in
pockets, purse, luggage, etc for your documents.



Features



Five credit card pockets



Interior lined with clear plastic to show passport without taking it out



Protect all of your documents and credit cards in one location



Passport size: 4.5 inches wide x 6 inches tall



Padded flaps to add additional comfort while carrying the passport case



Black case with gold passport emblem and lettering




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As Seen On TV Thera Pen

To be discreet is to suggest that your actions are socially unacceptable, and should be hidden away from easily offensible eyes. And one thing that really boils my peanuts is the idea of social convention for the sake of saving feelings. It’s these artificial rules created by a nameless authority that everyone follows without question. We have had these behavior modifiers ingrained in us so much that it wouldn’t surprise me that future Americans will be born with these instincts out of the womb.



I say Americans, because in terms of being “Politically Correct”, and “Socially Acceptable”, Americans corner the market. I suppose it’s our Puritan roots that has taught us to behave this way. And without question seem to be fine with these archaic traditions. It’s the idea of not standing out that bothers me. It’s the idea of following the norm that gets under my skin. As a proud American, I revel in the fact that the greatest innovations the world has ever seen has come from this country. Ideas, art, philosophy, technology has been challenged and continues to be perfected in this country. However, social conventions have been gripped so tight that liberty itself has lost meaning to us. If we look to our European Brethren we see a ground swell in the liberation of conservative thinking. And everyone seems to be the happier for it.



I won’t make judgments on the values of conservative thinking. However liberty and freedom are values I hold true to my heart. A lot of talking heads on the right will coin these terms for themselves. But if you really look at the core of these terms they tend to lean to a more open-minded way of thinking. And open-mindedness is not a way I would describe the conservative right.



Reject the ideas that your ideas and body are wrong or immoral.



Embrace social chaos at least once a day.



Stray from the pact and push innovation with your behavior.



Accept everyone as brothers however flawed social conventions teach you to believe.



Massage your pressure points with a vibrating pen.



Introducing the Thera Pen Massager Pen.



Relaxing Massage Anywhere.



Relief for Sore Muscles, Headaches, Achy Hands.



Powerful, Stylish, DISCREET.



It Massages, It Vibrates, It Writes!



Great Stress Relief.



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Jupiter Jack

Some may call you a danger to everyone around you
as you careen through narrow streets and down the freeway, clipping your
fingernails and talking on the phone, but you'd like to think of
yourself as an effective "multi-tasker". And let's be honest, besides
that one questionable incident on the bridge last year when you decided
to alphabetize your CD collection and you ran over something that
resembled a person, your driving record is spotless.



You like
to be productive wherever you are and that's why you own the Jupiter
Jack. The Jupiter Jack allows you to speak on your cell phone
hands-free while you drive, or in this morning's case, complete that
challenging Sudoku puzzle you've been working on for weeks.



And since you purchased your Jupiter Jack, you've never been more
productive in your car. Why just this week you've balanced your
checkbook, learned how to fold a perfect origami dove (challenge level
7), gave yourself a pedicure, learned the complete Thriller dance and
you can even speak Portuguese fluently!



No longer are you one
of those saps that have to use their "hands" to talk on their cell phone
while barreling down the road and weaving in and out of traffic - you
are a Jupiter Jack man and you've got better things to do with your
hands.



Product Description



Jupiter Jack is an easy to use device that turns your car radio
into a hands fee speaker phone. It is easy to use. Simply plug Jupiter
Jack into your cell phone's headset jack and tune your car radio to 99.3
FM and start talking hands free. It's that simple. Jupiter Jack features
a built in microphone that transmits your voice clearly while you hear
your caller's voice clearly through your car's speakers.



Using a cell phone without a hands free device may not be sage and is illegal
in many states. Now you will enjoy clear robust sound that only your car
speaker can provide allowing you to conveniently talk and drive at the
same time. Jupiter Jack works with any cell phone with a headphone jack.
Some phones may require an adapter, the most common of which are
included in the package.


Product Specifications


Easily talk and drive
Adapters Included


Battery Included


Instruction manual enclosed



Jupiter Jack works with any cell phone with a headphone jack. Some phones may require an
adapter, the most common of which are included in this package. For those
rare cases where the enclosed adapters do not fit your cell phone, we
will mail the appropriate adapter to your home for just a small processing fee.



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Jupiter Jack

Some may call you a danger to everyone around you
as you careen through narrow streets and down the freeway, clipping your
fingernails and talking on the phone, but you'd like to think of
yourself as an effective "multi-tasker". And let's be honest, besides
that one questionable incident on the bridge last year when you decided
to alphabetize your CD collection and you ran over something that
resembled a person, your driving record is spotless.



You like
to be productive wherever you are and that's why you own the Jupiter
Jack. The Jupiter Jack allows you to speak on your cell phone
hands-free while you drive, or in this morning's case, complete that
challenging Sudoku puzzle you've been working on for weeks.



And since you purchased your Jupiter Jack, you've never been more
productive in your car. Why just this week you've balanced your
checkbook, learned how to fold a perfect origami dove (challenge level
7), gave yourself a pedicure, learned the complete Thriller dance and
you can even speak Portuguese fluently!



No longer are you one
of those saps that have to use their "hands" to talk on their cell phone
while barreling down the road and weaving in and out of traffic - you
are a Jupiter Jack man and you've got better things to do with your
hands.



Product Description



Jupiter Jack is an easy to use device that turns your car radio
into a hands fee speaker phone. It is easy to use. Simply plug Jupiter
Jack into your cell phone's headset jack and tune your car radio to 99.3
FM and start talking hands free. It's that simple. Jupiter Jack features
a built in microphone that transmits your voice clearly while you hear
your caller's voice clearly through your car's speakers.



Using a cell phone without a hands free device may not be sage and is illegal
in many states. Now you will enjoy clear robust sound that only your car
speaker can provide allowing you to conveniently talk and drive at the
same time. Jupiter Jack works with any cell phone with a headphone jack.
Some phones may require an adapter, the most common of which are
included in the package.


Product Specifications


Easily talk and drive
Adapters Included


Battery Included


Instruction manual enclosed



Jupiter Jack works with any cell phone with a headphone jack. Some phones may require an
adapter, the most common of which are included in this package. For those
rare cases where the enclosed adapters do not fit your cell phone, we
will mail the appropriate adapter to your home for just a small processing fee.



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