Downy Inflatable Queen Size Bed $17.97

Technology has allowed us to be as self-sufficient as possible. The comforts of living no longer involve
the participation of another soul. I am proof-positive of this fact.



I actually put this theory to the test this last
weekend. I was convinced that my weekend could be void of any other
human interaction and still leave me content. The results were
astounding. I managed to be able to stay in the comforts of my home,
and not find a dull moment for forty-eight hours. I actually was quite
surprised at the results. How could a person be void of contact for
such a long period and not feel a tinge of anxiety? I attribute this
state of being to a few things.



First, the advent of HD television programming has reinvigorated the TV watching
experience. No longer lost in seas of grain and fuzz, the pictures
available now are remarkable. Don't believe me? Just for snot and
giggles, switch over to a regular broadcast of a football game after you
have been watching in HD. You will see the truth. The powers that be
have actually found a way for Americans to watch more TV.



Second, the internet and the gaming culture have forever
changed the rules. If you play "World of Warcraft" you know exactly
what I mean. If you don't, just imagine a game that never ends. Now
imagine a place where there are millions of other "real" people that are
playing along with you. It's an utterly brilliant concept. Somehow
technology has convinced me to keep on playing a game that never ends
with the added catch of charging me monthly for the privilege. It has
been five years now, and I'm still not sick of it.



Lastly, I attribute my single relationship status as a key
component to my theory. I don't have any silly commitments to honor. I
don't have friends that used to fill my days with joy calling me for
human interaction. Did I give up on them, or did they give up on me?



Maybe it isn't so much being content, but perhaps
it's more of a surrender to apathy. It's a comfortable blanket that
makes injustice easier to tolerate. All the lights, bells, and whistles
that make you feel in control do anything but. I am at the mercy of
technology blindness. As much as the ostrich enjoys shutting out the
world in a hole custom made for its head, I enjoy the same facade.
Except, my hole is air conditioned.



So why not invite someone to crash on your floor like the old days.



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Introducing the Intex Classic Downy Bed<




Queen Size 60in x 80in



Made for the Home.



Wave beam construction for extra comfort.



Durable waterproof flocked top.



2 in 1 valve allows for easy inflation and deflation.



Quality tested high-grade vinyl.



Great for guests, camping and sleepovers.



Quick, free flow deflation.



Folds for easy, compact storage.



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Authentic Brown Passport Case $2.97

The perfect travel companion; a passport case that will hold and protect
all of your travel documents in one place. No more searching in
pockets, purse, luggage, etc for your documents.



Features



Five credit card pockets



Interior lined with clear plastic to show passport without taking it out



Protect all of your documents and credit cards in one location



Passport size: 4.5 inches wide x 6 inches tall



Padded flaps to add additional comfort while carrying the passport case



Black case with gold passport emblem and lettering




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Intex Challenger K1 Kayak $69.97

They come with 84" aluminum oars and a high-output hand pump. Hard
plastic skegs on the underside of the kayak (similar to the underside of
a surfboard) provide directional control so you can be sure you'll get
where you want to go. The kayaks feature inflatable seats with
backrests, inflatable I-beam floors, grab lines on both ends, and U.S.
Coast Guard I.D.



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Sporty graphics for high visibility

Low-profile for lakes and mild rivers

Streamlined design for easy padding

Cockpit designed for comfort and space

Rugged vinyl construction



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Paul and Taylor Travel Wallet $18.97

Description: Leather Travel Wallet by Paul & Taylor. This travel wallet
is made from finest quality leather and will hold currency, credit
cards, passport, checks, airline tickets, keys and more. When closed,
the wallet measures 5 x 9.5 inches. Complete with passport holder, three
different compartments for currency or papers, ten credit card pockets,
I.D. window, key or change holder with snap closure, and a boarding pass
pocket on the backside. All items are kept safe inside with a zippered
closure. A great travel item and an outstanding gift.



Product Description



Will hold currency, cards, passport, checks, tickets and more!



Real genuine leather



ID window



All items kept safe with zippered closure



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Pocket Mini Guitar Hero $5.97

Today at ZooBlu we are all sick with the flu and our collective creative mojo has been temporarily castrated ... not to worry, because the symptoms resemble HPTA shutdown from steroid usage - and a hefty dosage of vitamin C(lomid) can get everything working again ...

So, taking that into consideration - our verbal patter today will be along the lines of educating you using a bitesize few paragraphs on the history of Rock 'n' Roll ...

It is a genre of popular music originated in the US during the late 1940's - primarily from a combination of blues, country music, gospel music. The term is pretty much synonymous with rock music.

The social effects of Rock and Roll were worldwide and massive - influencing lifestyles, fashion, movies, attitudes and language .. and then giving birth to many other derivative styles including psychedelic rock, progressive rock, glam rock, alternative rock, punk and heavy metal.

Classic rock and roll is usually played with one or two electric guitars (one lead, one rhythm), a string bass, an electric bass guitar and a drum kit!

So taking that into consideration - we have a miniature pocket-sized Guitar Hero Game for you to practice and get into the Rock 'n' Roll lifestyle ... let it riff!

Product Description

Playable Guitar Hero pocket-sized game based on the Monster video game! It really works and has 10 jaw dropping track segments. The song selection is based on the best from Guitar Hero and Guitar Hero II. Three levels of play! Press the button to lay down the on-screen notes. The better you play, the higher you score. Difficultly level increases with more complex riffs.

Foldable neck for portability.

LCD screen.

Whammy bar for long notes.

5 wav tone "note" buttons.

Carabiner clip.

Uses 3 AAA batteries. Not included.

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As Seen On TV In Styler $57.97

It's not a brush. It's not a flat iron. It's not a curling iron. It's
the InStyler® rotating hot iron!



The InStyler® rotating hot iron is a totally new styling and
straightening tool unlike any hair styling product ever invented!



The secret to the InStyler® iron lies in its rotating heated polishing
cylinder, along with four rows of precision-aligned bristles.



Here's how it works: when you run the InStyler® rotating hot iron
through your hair, the first set of bristles gently sort and separate
your hair strands. Then the rotating heated polishing cylinder gently
glides over your hair, smoothly polishing, straightening, and styling
each strand. Finally, the second set of bristles puts the finishing
touch on your hair, leaving you with shiny, silky, hair! It's truly
amazing!



And the best part is, because of the InStyler® rotating hot iron's
patented design, your hair won't get smashed and baked by the
super-intense heat of a flat iron or other "hot" tools. In fact, the
InStyler® rotating hot iron uses less heat than traditional hot tools,
and delivers better results. How? Because the InStyler® rotating hot
iron's gentle heat in conjunction with the rotating motion of the
polishing cylinder literally polishes your hair strands individually so
it doesn't need extreme heat to get amazing results.



Your hair will be shinier, bouncier and full of lift and life!



Plus, the InStyler® rotating hot iron does so much more than any styling
tool out there. Get lift and fullness – right from the root! Get a sexy
flip in seconds. Straighten even the toughest, most coarse hair – and
still get fullness and style without the stick-straight "flatness" of a
flat iron. Do a full style in 8 minutes… and change it again in two
minutes! Wrap your hair around the rotating polishing cylinder – and get
an amazing curl that lasts all day!



If you can hold it, you can do it with the InStyler® rotating hot iron!



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Eliminator BLACK Pepper Spray Key Chain $7.97

Eliminator Pepper Spray 1/2oz Canister only. This pepper spray is used
and tested by Law Enforcement Agencies worldwide - this is the perfect
personal defense item because it is effective and non-lethal. It has a
dye that marks the attacker for positive ID. It has an effective range
of 12 to 15 ft.



PEPPER SPRAY LAWS



States Where Pepper Sprays are Restricted



New York: New York residents may only purchase defense sprays from
licensed Firearms Dealers or licensed Pharmacists in that state.



Massachusetts: Massachusetts residents may only purchase defense sprays
from licensed Firearms Dealers in that state.



States Where Pepper Sprays Have Some Restrictions



Michigan: OC Pepper spray can be no stronger then a 2% concentrate
(Different companies can sell different concentrations.) CS is the only
Tear Gas accepted and can be no larger then 35 grams per can. No
combination spray allowed.



Wisconsin: Pepper only. No Tear gas, UV Dye or combination sprays. OC
can be no stronger then a 10% solution. Can must be between 15-60 grams
only. Must have safety feature.



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As Seen On TV Flies-Away $4.97

Flies Away Liquid Fly Trap and Attractant Catch them outside so they
never come inside! Traps and kills up to 20,000 flies. Protect your
home, property and barbeques from fly invasion. Just add water, bait and
hang. Make your home a "no fly zone". You have seen Flies Away across
several national TV networks presented as the fastest, safest, and most
effective way to rid your property, home and family functions of the
flies "for good". " Flies are a constant nuisance during the summer
season and are quite a dirty insect. Flies Away is the perfect GREEN
SOLUTION to your fly pollution". Why? Because the product truly works
and eliminates the need for toxic sprays and chemicals. Flies Away
utilizes one of the worlds most trusted attractants combined with a
proven disposable trap design that professional tradesman have known
about for years. Even the U.S. military purchases the patented
attractant bait included in this Flies Away product to eliminate their
fly problems. One Flies Away will protect large area of your property
and ultimately the inside of your home by drawing thousands of flies
away from your gathering areas to one that is more remote. Simply fill
with approximately one quart of water, pour in the attractant "bait" and
hang preferably in a sunny area within 40-45 feet away from the area you
would like to protect. Within 2-4 days Flies Away goes to work trapping
and eliminating the flies that may find your family, your food, and your
living space. Each Flies Away will last for 30 days and can hold up to
20,000 flies. After 30 days, simply dispose the full trap in secure
plastic bag to avoid leakage. For larger properties it is suggested to
utilize more then 1 FliesAway in order to ensure ultimate fly
elimination on your property.




U.S. Government Tested


EPA Approved


Proven Design


Disposable


Easy, Safe



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As Seen On TV Grater Plater $5.97

Product Features




* Grate cheese with ease



* Puree garlic fast and easy



* The best ginger grater



* Hardened tempered ceramic design that never dulls



* Triple glazed so nothing sticks



* Add some olive oil and herbs, and it becomes a dipping plate



* Use it for baking, chocolate, cinnamon, even coconut



* Pass it around the dinner table and grate as you go




Offer Includes




*Grater Plater


*Roll N Peel


*Gathering Brush



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Deluxe MyPlace Cozy $9.97

My Place Cozy Deluxe personal workstation was designed to be the most
versatile laptop table in the world! Not just intended for your
computer...



MyPlace Cozy´s integrated soft pillow base and large work
surface transforms your lap into a stable platform for reading, writing,
puzzles, eating in bed, or how about dinner in front of the TV.



The flexible LED light sheds just the right amount of additional light
you´ll need to brighten up your personal space. Convenient, lightweight
and totally versatile...Let´s get Cozy!



stable base for:

Work

Reading

Laptop Computer

Eating



Features

Built-in Cup Holder

Build in Pencil/Pen Holder

Built-in cushion

Build in LED Light - Flexible to Any Position

Non-Slip Surface Pad

Easy to Carry Handle

Only weighs 1.5 pound

17.125" L x 14" W x 3" H



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Tape Measurer with LED Flashlight $8.97

If it were scientifically possible to fit 2 items in 1, the result may actually
split the fabric of the space-time continuum. (In all honesty,
everything I know about the space-time continuum I learned from Back to
the Future.) However, this idea has not hindered the idea and
propagation of 2-in-1 products. What is it about 2-in-1 shampoo
conditioner, Multi-poos, and suicide soft drinks that fascinate our
culture? Convenience? Innovation? Nay, I say that what makes this
idea great, is the idea that the idea of purity is overrated.



Puritanism, the foundation of America has run its course. Just
ask those fringe radical hate groups. Or the teenagers in Wasilla,
Alaska. Innovation cannot sustain itself on the idea of improving the
same item without introducing new ingredients. It's the basic law of
genealogy. Spread the seed. Lord knows I have personally taken this
idea to a new level of perversion. And I have the restraining orders to
prove it. Anyways I digress. Symbiosis between effective agents will
inspire innovation. If only the American car companies and their Unions
would take this to heart. However, with innovation comes the
inevitability of reward. Or in this case, cash. Mo Money Mo problems.



Everything good has been invented. Everything said has been
said better already. Everything written John Grisham has already
published. If you want something new, not necessarily better, start
mixing it up. And therein lies the paradox. Adding 2 old things and
calling them new is an illusion. It's just the convenience and utter
joy of having consumed two or more things at once. This should be our
country's new motto. "America ... consuming two or more things at once."
It should be printed on the flag, right below the Made in China
stamp.



Introducing the awesomeness of two super-convenient tools.
Ever wanted to have a measuring competition with your friend in the
dark? Ever wanted to squeeze a bit more time on the roof to avoid your
family? We have your product.



Product Description



The Protocol 2 in 1 Measuring Tape with LED Flashlight.



16 feet retractable locking steel tape.



Built in 3 LED flashlight



Rugged construction , non-slip grip



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